I talk about why it took me so long to lose my virginity. And then I contemplate the paint job of my desk at work. Why do I get the feeling you already can figure out why it took me so long to lose it from these first two sentences.

To lend some context: this show took place in an apartment complex - the performers were on the 3rd story balcony, and the audience sat in the courtyard. It felt like I was addressing my royal subjects.

This review contains some spoilers, but not a lot - I think we all know what this movie is about.

I talk about Burbank Apartment designs - nothing less than #riveting

I feel hopeless and adrift. Plus, people who walk slowly - what gives?

Let's talk about this dream I had, and what they says about my insanity.

I address all of my usual neuroses, but while getting probably not enough exercise.

Let's talk Justice League - MAJOR SPOILERS!!!

Therapy session, party of 1

Why does Jor-El always have a British Accent?