For some reason, people on TikTok like it when I describe how small my penis using accurate measurements. I really have no idea where this zeitgeist is going, but I have concerns.

I talk about how I enjoy torturing myself, plus some thoughts on Portal II, Doom, and Half Life

So this is me just talking for twenty minutes - that's all I really feel like doing - I know I should have guests and a theme and a concept, but I don't feel like it - so listen to me or don't.

That's right - I spell it with the Ch.

I talk about some things going on in the news in an unfocused sort of way for thirty minutes - which is why you've stopped listening to podcasts.

Yep, that's pretty much all it is.

If you thought I was sad and pathetic before, I believe I have topped myself.

Ok, so this one is an hour long - I ended up doing one of those instagram lives - If you enjoy this, great - if not, seriously, exit as quickly as possible. An hour? What am I thinking?

Plus breaking news: I'm still depressed

I really do.