Depression can be sexy; Trump's economic policy; Ode to a Volvo

Is there more to me than the sum of my neuroses? No.

I take a (sort of) in-depth look at the candidate's campaign platforms in my car on a Sunday afternoon. We're in year 16 of the five year plan, folks!

I try to go through the entire podcast without saying "um," I ruminate about the origin of my loneliness, and about halfway through, I start talking like an Englishman who's just been shocked with a taser.

Politics | Baloo Bear suddenly learns how to fly a seaplane |Dating

Politics | Rejected Agatha Christie Plots | Aquman Comes Up With The Name Aquaman

I describe my love of Saabs, give an award-winning critique of Shakespeare's Edward III, and duplicate the mating call of a bird with anxiety. The sun will come up tomorrow. Sadly, we won't have an ozone layer to protect us.

I discuss death, envision a scene where a deep space probe encounters the disembodied essence of George Bernard Shaw, and pitch a Volvo Commercial. Is that enough of an "angle" for you, Hollywood?

Bullying; Run in at a French Cafe; Existentialist Children's Programming

Even though I'm producing this podcast myself, NBC is threatening to cancel me.