The Nervous Record

On this final installment of our “How Did Leah Get a Boyfriend?” series, we discuss dental anxiety and how Leah’s sexy teeth hooked Nate. We also talk about how we practice(d) kissing and the perfect come-hither wink.

Leah dishes on her first make out session with Nate, which was stopped short by Spanx. We also seek advice from a christian guide book for horny women.

The first part in our “How did Leah get a boyfriend?!” series: Amanda coaches Leah through a simple text exchange with Nate, and we discuss how simple tasks like buying bread throw us into a panic.

In this minisode, Amanda explains ‘mansplaining’ to Leah while they feel up a Bic for Her pen. #internationalwomensday

Leah’s former rituals for setting life intentions by the phase of the moon has fallen off of her radar, which spins both Amanda and Leah into listing all the ways they screwed up this week.

Leah shares a song that was written for her by her choir and her hesitation to tell people she met her boyfriend on Bumble. Leah also shares some of her sexual anxieties and body issues.

Leah and Amanda discuss trash in all its forms and their “Who do you hope is not a sexual offender” list.

Sugar addiction and ways to die. Leah risks her life for some old Halloween candy, then tries to explain stuff her smart boyfriend Nate told her.

Nate calls and reminds us not to stress eat while podcasting, Leah reads the yearbook entries from celebrities she wrote to herself in seventh grade.

When did our anxieties begin? Amanda shares her fear of cafeterias, and Leah talks about her visit to the school counselor for compulsive lying.