American excellence is back on the ice, but the "crazy world" is still pulling stunts like requiring more ID to shovel snow than to vote for President. This shift toward sanity continues as we break down the 93% drop in border crossings, the corporate pivot from DEI to merit, and the death of cartel kingpin El Mencho. From the Miracle on Ice to the upcoming "Revolution of Common Sense" at the State of the Union, grab a drink and settle in for a reality check that doesn't care about your feelings.