1. The Checkup: THE READE IS CHECKING UP ON YOU, BUDDAY. 2. The Topic: Why Do We Relapse? 3. The Viewermail: Smashing your penis with a hammer. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: Do you love me? Oh wait, I mean would you like me to checkup on you? 2. The Topic: How To Form More Productive Habits 3. The Viewermail: Is it okay to sexualise mental illness? Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: Allow me to upskirt you, oh wait! I mean, uh, checkup ...on, uh, you! 2. The Topic: When Was The Last Time You Masturbated? 3. The Viewermail: I want to make it clear. Salami doesn't make you gay. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: I'm going to touch you in places that you didn't even know existed. 2. The Topic: Recovery Is The Reward 3. The Viewermail: I help a small girl come to terms with her father's urine fetish. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: "It's just a bit of casual meth." It's the checkup! 2. The Topic: Why Do We Have Wet Dreams? 3. The Viewermail: Doctor Reade saves someone from the grips of suicide. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: The Reade is here to checkup on le you. 2. The Topic: How To Feel Empowered About Your Recovery 3. The Viewermail: I teach a child some super cool teen activities! Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: Doctor Reade is here to help. 2. The Topic: Recovery Is Not A Permanent State Of Mind 3. The Viewermail: I love cats n' chuck. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: I think I relapsed into a cup. Oh wait, it's the checkup! 2. The Topic: What To Expect From Life Post-Addiction 3. The Viewermail: Is it normal to masturbate in public? Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: I'm taking your temperature today ...aaaaand CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 2. The Topic: Is It Ever Okay To Relapse? 3. The Viewermail: My favourite sexual position with other men. Email: [email protected]

1. The Checkup: Is everything okay!? How can I help you today!? 2. The Topic: Is It Okay To Masturbate Without Porn? 3. The Viewermail: Mother Terassa's dead body. Email: [email protected]