What in the world are you SAYING?  In today's episode, The Boys try to decipher what the parallels are between today's youth's lingo and our millennial counterparts.  Who the hell is tweeting on Andrew Tate's Twitter, and are they the world's next brilliant philosopher?  Do The Boys agree with this years Oscars and its winners?  What the hell are MedBeds?   Are Post Malone and Cole Sprouse okay?  Jump into the flames with The New Heat Podcast!

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My fellow Americans, this is your President Joe Biden, here to tell you all the wonderful ways The New Heat Boys will entertain you this week.  Ryan has heard some of my most powerful addresses, and is willing to dive right into them for you.  Andrew saw Billy Corgan eat a bag of chips, and I think that's just great.  The Boys are going to pick sides in the Hasbulla vs. Abdu Rozik beef,  that fine young man Sonny Moore is back making The Boys sad again, and finally tonight, Andrew will describe proper etiquette while dueling at Yu-gi-oh locals.  Yes, it's a fine show today, one that I'm proud to bring you.  I hope you can find a Vaporeon of your own and live our great American dream.

Thank you, and Goodnight

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"Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap." Well shut up sad Eternal Sunshine Jim Carrey, it's time to turn up and burn up for the New Heat's Valentine's Day Special, where the boys are joined by special guest DarkStar to dive into all things Chaos Magic! How will you choose to active your sigil? Is the Grammys destroying our family values with it's Satanic Rituals?! Can DarkStar teach Andrew how to will his most desired Yugioh Cards into existence? Crack open a cold one, pinch Cupid's nipple, and start invoking your Chaos Will now, because the New Heat is in the mood for love.  

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How much were AJ's Magic cards worth?  Did Elton John like Linda Ronstadt a little too much?  Why did Panic! at The Disco go away?  Is Mr. Beast good or bad?  Will Rick and Morty survive?  How will AJ survive any of these new apocalypse scenarios?  Do you run or walk up the basement stairs?  Is your name Jeff, and are you an American?  A lot of questions, but how much time?  The New Heat Boys know.

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The New Heat Boys are being held against their will by an insatiable, lustful, but mostly horny AI!  How did this happen? Who is to blame?  Who can save them?!  There is a glimmer of hope in the darkness, in the shape of a round, balding, but most-certainly American man: Paul Wayne and his Telecaster!   He came straight to save the boys after he helped them expose the atrocities surrounding the landfills in India!  Together, they were vying to vanquish the villainous Velma on her voracious voyage venturing for box-office victory!  Then, they all went home and played a game of "Cringe or Syringe" Ry's new game show, and they all talked about Austin Powers all night, baby. Yeah.  Come get torqued.

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Original air date (technical difficulties): January 3rd, 2023

The New Heat Boys awaken from their holiday hibernation, bearing gifts for one and all!  Ry & Age exchange belated Christmas presents, and Ryan gets some wild birthday gifts from Andrew!   However, Ryan prefers to celebrate a little differently this year, and would like to celebrate with a DEATHday.  Then, acclaimed memer Salt Bae is in hot water for something he did to a cup?  A man yelled at a teenager and said that books are dumb,  Logan and Trump are trying to scam you of your money...but you get awesome NFTs and pets;  and epic lawsuits for some epic game companies!  Finally, the Boys give their resolutions, and some well wishes to 2023.  All this and more, and Happy New Year 2023 from The New Heat Podcast!

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’T was The New Heat before Christmas, when all through the house

“Now, Robots! now, R. Kelly! now, Prancer and Vixen!

The New Heat Boys wanted to give you a gift this year because you've been so nice to them, and because you've been so naughty... The Boys go over holiday memories new and old, and dive into what makes the holidays special for them, while also giving you a little holiday news you can tell your drunken uncle after his annual racist jokes!

Thank you all for your support!  Happy Holidays!

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Well now, thanks for joinin' these here New Heat boys in the Swamp!  This week The Boys are getting you out of your Holiday funk with some kooky alien & skin-walker sighting.  Andrew is livid at the state of the AMA's and the wardrobe displayed by one guest in particular!  Can peanuts teleport?  Listen to a comprehensive peanut caper that comes to us from Ryan's confused mother.  Can Andrew's hypothetical friend escape the long arm of the law?  And finally, break out your gimp suits and talcum powder, because there's a WAR goin' on in the leather packed streets of the UK!  All this and more in this weeks episode of The New Heat Podcast!

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If only we could get Fetterman, Pikachu, and Guillermo del Toro onto a Drake album, but until then, this is the closest thing you've got!  This crazy week, The New Heat boys are dipping their pinky toes into politics...don't worry, its a short swim.  Then Ryan found some real rapscallions on the internet, of all places, and is sending them a cease and desist for their destructive - and surprisingly pokemon ways.  Andrew's found a new crush on the big screen, and we're all waiting with bated breath to hear their love blossom.  Guillermo del Toro makes a brief and short-winded surprise visit to the show!  (That, or Ryan can channel him entirely.)  Finally, The New Heat boys delve deep into the dark poetry of Drake's new album: "Her Loss" and they try unravel the twisted web that is Aubrey Drake Graham's mind.

Thank you all for your love and support over 10 episodes so far!!

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Get your diapers.  Call the priest.  Tell your mom you love her.  This week The New Heat boys are going summoning in Ryan's new house.  Will they find Sinister Spirits?  Devilish Demons?  The MAILMAN?  Will Andrew ever figure out the newest Yu-Gi-Oh meta?  Will Ryan ever look at Pittsburgh favorably?  WILL THE BOYS EVER FIND LOVE?  ...and...who...is...Jane?  Get your sage and lighters, you're going to need 'em.  

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