In this inauguration week, CS and Dallas Penn celebrate the spirit of singularly great American. Turns out Dr. King's dream of a nation that lives up to it's founding is about to be fulfilled. Are you ready? As long as you and bae share the same toilet paper philosophy, you should be fine. Plus: When is corn not corn? Dallas makes his case for some unsavory definitions.

It's the New Year and your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS, are adding it all up so you don't have to. From orbiting in outer space to tipping your waiter, turns out it all comes down to slavery. So give thanks to the ancestors -- we're talking to you America -- and keep your receipts. ALSO: What is more "lit" than "lit"? and De La Soul is in the building.

In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tries really hard to make an un-funny joke funny. Happy New Year Internets!

In this, their annual year-end episode, everyone's favorite newlyweds Dallas Penn and CS rummage through the end and the beginning, self-care goals, new year wishes, making your partner happy, and, of course, the usual nonsensicals. Also, CS tries really hard to make an un-funny joke funny. Happy New Year Internets!

Internets, 'tis the season for giving thanks and the first people we need to thank are y'all! You inspire us and motivate us to keep on with the keep on. This week CS & DP detail their Thanksgiving adventures (which you can also experience on The Newlyweds Podcast FB and IG), discuss the demise of El Commandante and ask the question, is Brandy really a Lady of Soul?

Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" slang. PLUS: Dallas' heartfelt thank you to his people.

Well, we did that. CS and DP dissect the post-Trump-election environment and offer their usual #SorryNotSorry analysis. As always, an eclectic, wide-ranging discussion (with music to match) on everything from neo-liberalism to what's "real" slang. PLUS: Dallas' heartfelt thank you to his people.

Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM

Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM

The Newlyweds celebrate their 51st episode with a misinformed conversation about Haiti, more presidential politricks including some magical pussy, and an appreciation of Solange's latest album, A Seat At The Table. Plus: CS wants to know what should be next on her reading list, while Dallas Penn asks the internets for some musical next next .