Who would play you in the TV show of your life? DP and CS contemplate the wonders of married life, who would play them on TV, and expressing gratitude for the treasures of every day. ALSO: Luke Cage for the win, a real crack baby, and the manhandling of Lester Holt. Plus, Princess Lulu makes an appearance.

You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things Star Wars and DP advises R&B artists not to die.

You asked for more and we brought it! CS and DP go in on presidential politics, the graves of our ancestors, and how to be older without getting old. Hint, meditation and motivation are key. ALSO: CS gains a newfound appreciation for all things Star Wars and DP advises R&B artists not to die.

Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of this crazy world. Please don't try this alone. ALSO: Naked podcasting. It's a thing.

DP and CS ruminate on various tidbits from the past week, including what it might mean to be white. Then CS tells a story that doesn't have a punch line involving her 7th grade science teacher, the Pledge of Allegiance and Lisa Stansfield. Also: Action figures vs Dolls and the beauty that is Queen Sugar

When times are tough, Swound Care LLC can heal what ails you, courtesy of The Newlyweds Podcast. We swear, it's better than 'Tussin. Also: Tigallerro rocks, taking a Chance, Anita Baker, black lady magic and what are you binge watching?

UPDATE: technical difficulties fixed!! Steph Curry will not block our blessings. Now back to our original programming....Dallas Penn & CS return to the airwaves with a salute to Muhammad Ali and their usual let's-talk-about-everything-and-the-kitchen-sink discourse. CS bemoans NBA Broadcast widowhood, while Dallas attempts to record a podcast and watch the game at the same time. ALSO: Can someone please explain what the hell Desiigner is talking about?

It's The Newlyweds Podcast Post-Mother's Day tribute episode. 'Cause we were spending actual time with our mothers on Mother's Day. Also: Dallas thinks white people don't write songs about their mothers. Wait 'til Father's Day...

You know what to do. Put on some purple and press play.

You know what to do. Put on some purple and press play.