The News at 7.1.25

By Garfield Francisco Dsouza

A Podcast Bulletin Breaking The Daily Ordinary.

Cover Design: Koni Barry.

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How many episodes does The News at 7.1.25 have?

The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.

The News at 7.1.25 episodes:

September 17, 2023 Episode 20: Blasted Be the Past 5
This bulletin features:
Three Shirt Buttons.
32 White Horses. Clothing.
Shade. Colour. Genitals.
Ancestors. Pepe’s. Jeans.
Straight. Boring. Gayness.
And Uniform Code of Attire.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE
Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe | Quirky Comedy: The_Mountain (Pixabay) | Sound Effects: Pixabay
Warning: This of course, is my opinion. If yours isn’t the same as mine and has worked for you, keep it intact.
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6min
September 16, 2023 Episode 19: Blasted Be The Past 4
This bulletin features:
A Friend. Parties. Light Beams.
Conversations. Din. Voice Box.
Bullshit. Priority. Battleground.
Father. God. Catholic Marriage.
Mother. Beef. Passive Aggressiveness.
Jesus. Mary. Joseph. Peacemaker.
Catholic Church. Man. And Woman.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX
Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Had a Feeling: TrackTribe | Toccata in D minor: Bach | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza and Pixabay
Warning: If you listen to this episode, not even a confession will save your soul. So, walk away right now.
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9min
September 11, 2023 Episode 18: Press Conferences and Show-cause Notices
This bulletin features:
The NBC. Fuck.
Dickhead. Spokesperson.
Chutiye. Psychological Trauma.
KFC. News Channel. He.
Permission. Bourbon Biscuits.
Genre. News Flash.
News Editor. And RTNSC.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu
Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Pixabay
Warning: Hardly meant for the PG-13 audiences. And hardly meant for many from the R and NC-17 categories either.
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6min
September 10, 2023 Episode 17: Blasted Be The Past 3
This bulletin features:
Straight. Bisexual.
Sex. Hair. Shoulders.
Christmas. Bombay.
Celebrity. Online Tickets.
Hard Ones. Fuck Friend.
Green Eyes. Sexual.
Heathrow. And Class.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/44GLodi
Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | Christmas Vacation - Christmas Eve and New Year Fairy Tale: SoundGalleryBy (Pixabay.com) | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe
Warning: There might be a tremor of truth in this that measures 7.5 on the Richter Scale. If you don’t sense it, chances are you’re either insensitive or part of the reason the tremor took place. Either that or you’ve sensed far too many to completely disassemble from the inside.
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7min
September 10, 2023 Episode 16: The Goa Buses Edition
This bulletin features:
Tiniest Buses. 560 kms.
Candolim. Paradise.
Hell. Shipping Containers.
Tinpots. Slits. Bum. Acrobatics.
Daddy-long Legs. Dhinchak. Bling.
Passengers. Suffocation.
Dilapidated. And Spirt of Goa.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B
Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Sound Effects: Garfield Dsouza
Warning: This episode has all it takes to not land anywhere inside a tourism brochure. Besides, it also talks about bums; if you’re tuning in from The Conservatory of India, tune out right now.
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6min
May 22, 2023 Episode 15
This bulletin features:
Fuck. Knick-knacks. Shopping.
Indians. Toilet. Bathroom.
Integrity. Lens.
Underwear. Foods. Ex.
Attitude. Upmarket.
Package. Prize catch.
Bourbon. and Romcom.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3q6eZhO
Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Six O’Clock Rush: TrackTribe | Sound Effects from Pixabay.com
Warning:
This episode has no warnings—
unless two men shopping romantically
is the warning you want.
In that case, you are not meant for this episode.
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7min
May 22, 2023 Episode 14: This Is Not My Problem 1
This bulletin features:
A Woman. Closet.
Furniture. Spread.
Legs. Straight. Hands.
Hip. Manly. Sexuality.
Heterosexual. Bum. Crotch.
Business. And Solution.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3MNRmmQ
Background Score: Sound Effects from Pixabay.com | Ducky Funk: Quincas Moreira
Warning:
If The Ten Commandments
or Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
is your thing, then you
are not this episode’s thing.
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6min
April 25, 2023 Episode 13: The Simple Facts of Life 2
This bulletin features:
Pink. Lizards. Walking.
Black mass. Disguise.
Hydrogen. Conservative.
Throuples. Orgy. Filth. Regime.
Gay naked abandon.
Lesson. Straight-and-narrow.
Etiquette. Desires. And civic sense.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/444KV5q
Background Score: Haridwar Traffic and Old Noisy Ceiling Fan + Room Tone: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com | Indian crow bird sound/ bird call: Sound Effect by rzalmanialmani from Pixabay.com
Warning: This episode is logically ill. Refrain from tuning in if your intelligence is artificial and/or you're allergic to products from Ire &Sat.
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6min
April 24, 2023 Episode 12: The Simple Facts of Life 1
This bulletin features:
Nondescript. Brown.
A chair. A table. Legs.
Drama queen. Moan. Fucked up.
Real estate. Six million.
Spinal cord. Tongue.
And sleeping on the table.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3mYTmyx
Background Score: Haridwar Traffic: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com | Indian crow bird sound/ bird call: Sound Effect by rzalmanialmani from Pixabay.com | Waltz of the Flowers: Tchaikovsky
Warning: Certified fit for those who think 1 + 1 might also be equal to 3 or 4.
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4min
April 07, 2023 Episode 11: Blasted Be The Past 2.2
This bulletin features:
Fanatical Catholic.
The New Testament. Alleluia.
God. Fuccccccck! Jeremiah.
Corrupting Talk. Bitch.
Crude Joking. Gaslighting.
Indians. And Humiliation.
Transcript: http://bit.ly/3UfvoLN
Background Score: Chapel and Church Organ Prelude - Intro - in D-Major: JuliusH from Pixabay.com | Church Organ: Music_For_Videos from ⁠Pixabay.com⁠ | Ethereal Voices - Ambient Boys Choir Humming: JuliusH from Pixabay.com | Old Church Bell and church bell: Sound Effect from Pixabay.com
Warning: Certified unfit for ChatGPT-3, ‘Oralpo Lice, and Cat Licks.

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FAQs about The News at 7.1.25:

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The podcast currently has 20 episodes available.