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This bulletin features:

Three Shirt Buttons.

32 White Horses. Clothing.

Shade. Colour. Genitals.

Ancestors. Pepe’s. Jeans.

Straight. Boring. Gayness.

And Uniform Code of Attire.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE

Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe | Quirky Comedy: The_Mountain (Pixabay) | Sound Effects: Pixabay

Warning: This of course, is my opinion. If yours isn’t the same as mine and has worked for you, keep it intact. 

This bulletin features:

A Friend. Parties. Light Beams.

Conversations. Din. Voice Box.

Bullshit. Priority.  Battleground.

Father. God. Catholic Marriage.

Mother. Beef. Passive Aggressiveness. 

Jesus. Mary. Joseph. Peacemaker.

Catholic Church. Man. And Woman. 

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX

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Warning: If you listen to this episode, not even a confession will save your soul. So, walk away right now. 

This bulletin features:

The NBC. Fuck. 

Dickhead. Spokesperson.

Chutiye. Psychological Trauma.

KFC. News Channel. He. 

Permission. Bourbon Biscuits. 

Genre. News Flash.

News Editor. And RTNSC.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu

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Warning: Hardly meant for the PG-13 audiences. And hardly meant for many from the R and NC-17 categories either. 

This bulletin features:

Straight. Bisexual. 

Sex. Hair. Shoulders.

Christmas. Bombay.

Celebrity. Online Tickets.

Hard Ones. Fuck Friend.

Green Eyes. Sexual.

Heathrow. And Class.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/44GLodi

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Warning: There might be a tremor of truth in this that measures 7.5 on the Richter Scale. If you don’t sense it, chances are you’re either insensitive or part of the reason the tremor took place. Either that or you’ve sensed far too many to completely disassemble from the inside. 

This bulletin features:

Tiniest Buses. 560 kms. 

Candolim. Paradise.

Hell. Shipping Containers.

Tinpots. Slits. Bum. Acrobatics.

Daddy-long Legs. Dhinchak. Bling.

Passengers. Suffocation. 

Dilapidated. And Spirt of Goa.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B

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Warning:  This episode has all it takes to not land anywhere inside a tourism brochure. Besides, it also talks about bums; if you’re tuning in from The Conservatory of India, tune out right now. 

This bulletin features:

Fuck. Knick-knacks. Shopping.

Indians. Toilet. Bathroom.

Integrity. Lens.

Underwear. Foods. Ex.

Attitude. Upmarket. 

Package. Prize catch. 

Bourbon. and Romcom. 

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3q6eZhO

Background Score: Instant Crush: Corbyn Kites | Six O’Clock Rush: TrackTribe | Sound Effects from Pixabay.com 

Warning:

This episode has no warnings—

unless two men shopping romantically

is the warning you want.

In that case, you are not meant for this episode. 

This bulletin features:

A Woman. Closet. 

Furniture. Spread. 

Legs. Straight. Hands. 

Hip. Manly. Sexuality. 

Heterosexual. Bum. Crotch.

Business. And Solution. 

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3MNRmmQ

Background Score: Sound Effects from Pixabay.com | Ducky Funk: Quincas Moreira

Warning:

If The Ten Commandments

or Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

is your thing, then you

are not this episode’s thing. 

This bulletin features:

Pink. Lizards. Walking. 

Black mass. Disguise. 

Hydrogen. Conservative. 

Throuples. Orgy. Filth. Regime. 

Gay naked abandon. 

Lesson. Straight-and-narrow. 

Etiquette. Desires. And civic sense. 

Transcript: https://bit.ly/444KV5q

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Warning: This episode is logically ill. Refrain from tuning in if your intelligence is artificial and/or you're allergic to products from Ire &Sat. 

This bulletin features:

Nondescript. Brown.

A chair. A table. Legs.

Drama queen. Moan. Fucked up. 

Real estate. Six million. 

Spinal cord. Tongue. 

And sleeping on the table.

Transcript: https://bit.ly/3mYTmyx

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Warning: Certified fit for those who think 1 + 1 might also be equal to 3 or 4.

This bulletin features:

Fanatical Catholic.

The New Testament. Alleluia.

God. Fuccccccck! Jeremiah.

Corrupting Talk. Bitch.

Crude Joking. Gaslighting.

Indians. And Humiliation.

 Transcript: http://bit.ly/3UfvoLN

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