This bulletin features:

Gourmet. Catholic faith. 

Accent. Birthday. Belch.

Cackle. Jeers. 

A Call Centre. 

American. Jeans. Ice. Prick.

Divine incarnations. Beer. Wine.

Love. Throat. And attack.

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This bulletin features:

Live. Press. Conference.

NBC. Changes. English.

Seriously. Society.

Talk. Don’t matter at all.

Facts. Chutiye. Idiot.

And questions. 

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Warning: We have no idea where we’re going. With this, I mean. 

This bulletin features:

Phone company. Ambassador.  

Yellow. Country cousins.

Parasite. Ingrateful.

Ungrateful. ABC. Self-trading.

Fake. Trauma. 1.5 billion. Car. Plane. 

Hotel suites. And my trash can. 

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This bulletin features:

Mattresses. ChatGPT.

Rags. Suicide. Hell.

After the funeral.

Father. Mother. Sex.

The middle of the road.

Seas of saffron. My boyfriend.

And the hell that is to come.

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This bulletin features:

The table from Episode 01.

The NBC. A self-imposed exile.

Some action. Grant Road.

Ubers. Mount Mary’s Church.

Fancy degrees from the UK.

Drawers. Bathrooms.

Icy bitches. And networking.

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Warning: If I have offended you, I apologize. Which, of course, because it’s conditional, is nowhere close to being an apology at all.

This bulletin features:

The fuck up. Jeans.

Aila. The Bullying Tiger.

Eyeliner. Money.

Maila. Bombay.

Cockroaches. The Seminary.

Children. And her choice.

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This bulletin features:

One headline. The media.

My washing machine. Mother.

Porn. Froth. A hand wash.

Curtains from Episode 03.

A rundown factory. A favour.

And the question of the rings.

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Warning: Do I need to tell you what it is. You’re clever enough, aren’t you?

This bulletin features:

Laws. Bums. Boots.

Sweet talk. A Journalist.

Ass. Cubicles. Curtains.

Cosmetic Surgery.

The table from Episode 01.

And some more dirt.

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Warning: Contains Eritas. You know what that is by now. Consult your physician before consumption.

This bulletin features:

Three hours. My window.

Roads. Sludge. Sex.

Mader#$%^. Mother Dearest.

The table from Episode 01.

And some more dirt.

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Warning: Contains Eritas. Find out what that is, consult your dictionary, and refrain from calling the moral police. They’ve enough on their plate.

This bulletin features:

Porn. The restaurant. 2:00 am.

A book club meeting.

A table. And some dirt.

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