FRIDAY 12/4/20: Shawn reveals the design for the latest News Junkie shirt, available this weekend. Parents debate whether or not to take their kids into a bathroom they don't belong in. An orgy gets busted in Brussels.

A crazy woman testifies in voter fraud hearings. An NFL commentator has an odd thing to say about football fans. A man with an unfortunate name wins a South African election in a landslide. Sabrina and C-Lane compare their streaming stats. San Francisco doesn't want you vaping in your apartment.

WEDNESDAY 12/2/20: Fritz joins the show while Sabrina is out for the day. Shawn wants to learn multiple languages, but doesn't want to put in the effort. C-Lane finds himself in a bit of trouble. Brothels update their business to be COVID friendly. A woman risks a lot for $100.

TUESDAY 12/1/20: The show debates who (or what) should get Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2020. The NFL has more COVID-19 issues. A viral video taken on a plane may have a passenger in trouble. A man joins the show who was there for the removal of the Utah Monolith. C-Lane continues to correct the show.

MONDAY 11/30/20: Shawn's time off takes an interesting turn. Sabrina is seeing a rise in activity on her TikTok account but for possibly the wrong reason. Pat Sajak almost loses it on a Wheel contestant. C-Lane is unsure about a viral egg recipe.

FRIDAY 11/20/20: Shawn makes the poor choice of relying on dispatchers to diagnose his foot issues. A gift to the studio makes things fun for an already cursed This Week in Florida. Rudy Giuliani has some issues with his hair dye.

THURSDAY 11/19/20: Scientists have varying opinions on whether an early Christmas is good for you in 2020. Governor Cuomo has a slow snap-back at a reporter. Shawn and Sabrina make a terrible, awful, no good wager. Thousands of people volunteer to be guinea pigs to bring cruise ships back.

WEDNESDAY 11/18/20: A company is trying to map COVID symptoms to your voice. People are uncertain about this year's Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. A man with a flamethrower stuns Brooklyn streets. A surprise guest joins the show.

TUESDAY 11/17/20: The show debates using bidets after reports say toilet paper shortages could be coming back. Authorities have advice on how people should approach a pandemic Thanksgiving. The show talks to a woman who has an extensive career as a foley artist.

MONDAY 11/16/20: Shawn rallies against high-octane fuel. A SpaceX rocket launches successfully with a special toy to indicate anti-gravity. Costco has a new private jet service. A super human breaks ridiculous records.