THURSDAY 10/15/20: Dr Fauci thinks having Thanksgiving is a bad idea, but the show has ideas on how it can still be done. Texters chime in on what would be their most desired movie prop. An elected official claps back on people who criticize her parenting.

WEDNESDAY 10/14/20: C-Lane is back after an extended bachelor party weekend. Critics go after Amy Coney Barrett's voice. A reporter leaves an insane message on a mayor's voicemail. Florida may be changing the way you get your license, but Shawn isn't quite on board yet.

We said stuff. There were laughs, one cry, and a lot of words in between. C-Lane was not there, but boy do we have a great picture of him in our possession.

Love Always, Sabrina & Shawn

FRIDAY 10/9/20: President Trump sounds a bit cough-y in a phone interview with Fox News. Sabrina is frustrated that Shawn and C-Lane phoned in their costumes. A pastor and two dominatrices are arrested for an in-church three-way. Dispatchers slowly admit to watching Adam Sandler's new Halloween movie.

THURSDAY 10/8/20: An unexpected guest takes center stage at the Vice Presidential debate. Sabrona shows up wanting an invite to C-Lane's bachelor party. Fritz has a comeuppance at halftime. Shawn is skewered on the texting service for not knowing a 2Pac song.

WEDNESDAY 10/7/20: C-Lane catches up on the American Murder documentary. A judge says inmates can receive IRS stimulus checks. Dispatchers try at their best Morgan Freeman impressions. Shawn discovers a new season.

TUESDAY 10/6/20: Problems with the state website lead lawmakers to call for the extension of voter registration in Florida. A news anchor has a slip-up over positive COVID testing in the White House. Shawn wastes some time on an interesting map website.

MONDAY 10/5/20: President Trump's doctor fumbles over questions from the press. C-Lane crashes a bachelorette party. A whistleblower e-mail claims a restaurant is keeping servers' tips. A drunken political rant gets a man banned from Uber.

FRIDAY 10/2/20: The show kicks off Halloween early. President Trump tests positive for COVID-19. Murder hornets make a return in the news. Sabrina attempts to debunk a hole in the '24' series. An old friend visits the show to talk about sports.

THURSDAY 10/1/20: A surprising turn of events unfold surrounding the "tattoo" Sabrina gave Shawn. Halloween this year may get even more 2020. A Florida woman may not get her due lottery winnings. Another band announces a "final" tour but Sabrina is less than impressed.