THURSDAY 11/14/19: Shawn and Sabrina make an appearance on the morning news, despite Shawn being loopy. A woman in China has a smartphone-related injury. Miami needs your help getting rid of cats. Reality TV steps in to the world of drug cartel.

WEDNESDAY 11/13/19: Alejandro joins and Sabrina hosts the show while Shawn is out sick. PETA has a new Christmas sweater. A suspect is arrested in the arson at Beefy King. Fritz presents an exhibition round of Fritz on the Street.

TUESDAY 11/12/19: A gender reveal is taken to new heights (or perhaps, lows). Tech is putting their eggs in a not-so-new basket. Police think they can tell if you've been smoking weed with a new test. North Carolina parents are upset with a job fair giveaway.

MONDAY 11/11/19: Twitter wants more emojis. A new dog toy has a very suggestive look. The Epstein meme infiltrates College Football. Oprah tells everyone what they should be spending their money on. Shawn is upset about a robot video.

Sorry it's late, bros!

THURSDAY 11/7/19: Uber and Lyft want you to sell your car. James Dean is appearing in a new movie. An Epstein truther gets one over on a San Diego airport. C-Lane goes classic on Facebook.

WEDNESDAY (FIXED) 11/6/19: The crew has to be at work early for a meeting. Shawn is concerned about a new feature for Apple AirPods. McDonalds goes into throwback mode. A reporter on a hot mic claims an important story was buried by her network. T.I. offers parenting skills to a podcast.

MONDAY 11/5/19: Shawn is finally excited about a football story. The Popeye's Chicken Sandwich craze reaches peak insanity. A Seth Meyers stand-up will debut a new feature for Netflix. A kid is banned from Fortnite and a new Karen emerges.

MONDAY 11/4/19: Two offensive entries make it into Halloween Costume Court. Shawn is enthralled with British Parliament. McDonalds gets a new CEO. C-Lane has ideas for a new advertising venue.

THURSDAY 10/31/19: The News Junkie gets spookified as we prepare for Halloween Night 2019