Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a fart based arrest. Meanwhile, in Wales, Dan explores a report into the lack of ASDA own brand sardines in Gateshead.

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on a meth-fueled squirrel called Deeznutz. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has news on Miss Cameltoe and Tom Price gives us the news where he is.

Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got news on anal alien abductions and Katie's crotch. Meanwhile, Dan, in Wales, has found the greatest village mystery in recent times and an old couple have been taken hostage by seagulls.  

Ahoy-hoy newsers. Here's your weekly, worldly dive into the stupidest news around. Jack, in LA, has got stories with prison and finches. Dan, in Wales,  has some upsetting sex toy news from Stroke. Sorry, Stoke. 

Ahoy newsers! This week we are LIVE (ish) due to a technical error and we've set ourselves a timer and a mission to get through all the stories. Dan has news of a nine day erection, Jack finds a family ruined by a cake blunder and there's also a fight with some massive bell-ringers. Do come on in...

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, some bread has gone a bit wrong, a prom has gone a bit wrong and a Greggs has gone very wrong. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone's thrown an iguana at a waitress, there's something fishy about a romantic engagement and *warning* there's a monster at large. Sort of. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, Hull has a pigeon kebab problem, there's a pig loose in Illinois and someone's flushed their grandparents down the toilet... We want YOUR news: [email protected]