Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, someone might have spiked a pizza with dire results, Dan has found Britain's Fattest Dog and just when you thought staying in a Travelodge was bad enough, someone's started pleasuring themselves... We want YOUR news: [email protected]

In a bonus episode of nonsense, Jack and Dan take a deeper dive into the mystery surrounding the mashed potato bandit, terrorizing the neighborhood of Belhaven in Jackson, Mississippi. What they uncover could change the story forever...

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a mashed potato fiend on the loose in Mississippi, Dan has news of a woman ready to die for her fireplace and one man has found wellness in a nasal urine douche. We've also got a new alarm for the podcast and it's a work of art, maybe. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, a man at a petrol station has found a sex toy, the townspeople of Bridgeport, CT have been in on a cover-up and a man has lost his wedding ring finger. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, we're looking for a man who put a chainsaw down his pants, a woman on the London Underground has been getting off in more way than one and a spate of violent geese are on the run in Michigan. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the nonsense news from around the world that you never knew you needed. This week, there's a sympathetic vomiting outbreak, a man in Minnesota with a lap-pig and over in the UK a woman with an alarming salamander encounter. We want YOUR news: [email protected]

Covering the weird news that you didn't know you needed from around the world. This week, a man has fought back against the council with an army of 'naked' mannequins, an old grandmother has been arrested and there's HUGE drama involving a woman with no sofa. GET IN TOUCH: we're on Twitter, cool - @newswherepod or send us your stories to our email: [email protected]

Covering the news that you didn't know you needed. This week, a goat has become mayor in the US and Dan has news of a woman found selling her half eaten Chinese take-away on Facebook. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse. We're on Twitter, cool. @newswherepod or send us your stories to our email: [email protected]