Ladies and gents, don your black ties and ball gowns because it's the TNCVS Award Show Extravaganza! Obviously gotta start with a Trundler of Mindfulness (1:31) but then with no further ado we rolled through all sorts of glamourous honours and titles. In no particular order, here we go... Premmy Files MVP (4:09), Benji Marshall Kiwi NRL Excellence Award (7:24), The Convenient Loyalty Award (11:13), White Ferns Trooper Award (18:10), Strangest Victory Lap (24:38), Plunket Shield Found-A-Groove Award (29:36), Greediest Trophy Hoarder (36:14) & Official NBA Executive of the Year (43:27). Don't forget to tip your waiter.