The Nightly Rant

Mike opens the show talking about Torya spraining her ankle. She sprained her ankle before leaving for Australia. They stayed at a motel in Australia after spraining their ankle, and the motel was strange and didn’t have ice. Mike and Torya discuss this. 

Australians go the extra mile to show you something about their country, about the beauty of their country. Mike thinks this is cool. 

Mike and Torya talk about different experiences they had in Australia, going to Gibbs Town meeting koalas and kangaroos, eating fish and chips, kicking a footy, and more.

Mike and Torya open the show talking about their animals Yogi and Bree, who love hearing about Mike and Torya’s stories from the land down under. Bree is changing into a kangaroo.

Mike and Torya discuss their journey to Australia. Mike makes a complaint about the flight, and Torya loves the airline food. 

They rave about Fiji. 

Mike got harassed by the Australian Border security, he says Australians hate Americans as much as Canadians do. This links to Torya explaining that American citizens do not need a passport to enter Canada. 

Shoutout to Thought Merch. 

They met Mike’s daughter's fiance and his family. The family was amazing and very welcoming, but it was hard understanding each other with different accents.

Mike and Torya discuss their sightseeing and some culture differences between the USA and AUS. 

Mike adds in some information about a man who was convicted for murder but after he died 50 years later, he was pardoned.

Mike and Torya will talk about the wedding in another episode. 

Mike opens the show discussing the world-changing, changing into a weird mish-mash of its former self. This leads to talk about Russia and how everyone just sits by and watches.

Apparently, the world has gone apeshit. This leads to the next segment, AITA: Am I The Asshole. Torya reads out the AITA asshole scenario. 

MIke and Torya discuss the scenario and make their opinions. They both agree that the man was the asshole. They explain this opinion and what they would do differently if they were in the situation.

The conversation leads to gold digging and inheriting the money. 

Mike and Torya summarize the AITA scenario, and ask for listeners to add their opinion and input. 

Mike and Torya are going to Australia. Torya knows the song ‘down under’ but only knows the line down under. Mike and Torya discuss this. Mike asks for anyone to send them a message to tell them the song and they will get a prize, Thought Merch.

Torya is going to see a koala bear and she says she feels like a big tourist. Mike and Torya talk about koalas. Mike’s daughter is getting married so Mike and Torya are going to the wedding. Mike talks about his daughter and how he hasn’t seen her for a while.

Mike loses track of what he is saying. 

Mike and Torya discuss their dinner, buffalo wild wings and chips, and dip. They didn’t have a good experience with the delivery driver. The delivery driver was not nice to Mike and Mike talks about this situation. 

Torya reminisces on a time when she got soda thrown at her head.

Mike saw a joke on social media about the gas prices. 

Mike discusses Joe Biden and his actions after being elected, regarding trying to make the US energy dependent but making them more energy-dependent. Mike discusses the States and Russia’s economic war. 

Mike and Torya rant that you can’t trust anyone to do anything, especially Door Dash delivery drivers. 

Mike talks about service professionals being lazy and handling situations wrong. 

Mike talks about delivery fees and honoring the deal with the customer. Torya explains they are not banging on Door Dash, just the service professional handling the situation that happened. This conversation continues.

Mike and Torya discuss what they would do if they were the company. 

Torya talks about the animals sleeping and how it makes her want to go to bed. Yogi is monitoring the language on the show tonight.  

Mike opens the show telling the listeners talking about the state of the union. He had to cut it off half way through as he couldn’t handle the rambling. According to Torya, he is an incoherent old man who doesn’t speak coherent sentences.

Mike suggests that it’s maybe a sign of just how bad they feel they have it at the polls. Mike and Torya discuss this. Mike doesn’t want someone 40 years older than him deciding his fate in world situations. Torya adds that the average age of the people in the room were 3x her age!

Mike and Torya transition to age gap relationships. Mike states that the people that do not have age gap relationships are the people born on the exact same day of the exact same year. 

Stupid definition is spoken about. 

Mike and Torya continue discussing age gaps. Torya adds that that age gap should not matter as long as they are two consenting adults. Consenting is the next topic of discussion. They discuss the older billionaires with the hot younger women. Torya relates mammals to age differences. 

Mike states he thinks men and women should be treated in the same way. Torya phrases it that either everyone is able to hoe around or no-one is able to hoe around. Torya says she wouldn’t date younger than her age. 

Mike opens the show by saying they had a great weekend. Torya agrees.

They discuss having a lunch date with Mike’s older brother and how they stayed at a place that Torya manages. 

They discuss the details of the trip.

They then discuss scammers on Instagram.

Mike opens the show with a quote from Ronald Reagan regarding freedom.

“Freedom is a fragile thing and it is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by way of inheritance. It must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation for it comes only once to a people and those in world history who have known freedom and lost it have never known it again.” – Ronald Reagan

Mike says that the situation in Canada with the truckers has been bungled badly by the government. He says it is so bad that it is almost like Joe Biden is running the show in Canada.

This leads to a discussion about the protests in Canada. The mishandling is terrible. The threats to freedom are real. 

Mike opens the show by saying that customer service at Disney sucks. Torya talks about the rules that Disneyland has to make sure the guest experience is perfect. They then allude to the problem being with Disney+.

Mike tells the story of how they wound up with the Disney+/ESPN+/Hulu bundle.

Mike discusses how he handles sports and watching sports.

Mike tries to watch the NHL All-Star Game on ESPN+ and is told that his bundle had expired. He tries to fix it himself and they cannot process the payment. He contacts ESPN+ and the guy tries to give Mike someone else’s account. Mike eventually reaches Disney+ support who tries to explain their billing has changed. This has caused the bundle to be canceled. All this while they are advertising the bundle on their website.

Meanwhile, Torya solves the problem by reconnecting payment to their Hulu account!

The complication here is that your bundle is listed through the service you had when you subscribed, creating mass confusion.

They then go on to discuss the poor customer service they were given by Disney+. 

Mike opens the show asking what happens if he says something controversial that Torya disagrees with. Torya says she would cancel him if she acted like society.

Mike brings up Joe Rogan and Spotify. Mike explains his take on the Joe Rogan show. 

They discuss how irrelevant music artists are protesting. Spotify literally gave those artists the middle finger.

This leads to a discussion about JP Sears and his approach.

This leads to a discussion about how certain aspects of society demand you either agree with them or be canceled. Mike asks who defines “dangerous misinformation”.

Mike opens the show discussing what he saw at a recent Anaheim Ducks game. He says he saw the word “RAD” on the screen! Rad has happened people! In episode 402, they discussed how Torya was going to make “rad” the word of the year.

Torya explains how it is likely she had nothing to do with “rad” at the game, but that it was still possible to have been her influence.

Mike defends the idea that it was there because of Torya.

They then discuss their NHL allegiances. Mike says that if his kids were not Ducks fans, he’d be a Vegas and Winnipeg fan.

Mike transitions to speaking about POTUS. He explains how Biden called a reporter a “stupid son of a bitch.” Later the POTUS had to call and apologize.

Hypocrisy reigns as both parties took an opposite take on this than they did with the previous administration. 

They then discuss how left-leaning Biden has become.

Mike transitions into a story about a police officer (female) who was forced to quit because she has an Onlyfans. This lady kept it all private. She is now making bank since she no longer has to keep it quiet.

How people make money is nobody’s business according to Mike and Torya.