The platonic ideal of Alien Nation: an interesting social-science fiction plot saddled with an utterly ridiculous and brain-dead police procedural.

Buck's story is wrapped up REALLY quickly and Matt and George discover the most literary whorehouse in California.

An episode about getting older: how it happens, what it means and how you can avoid it.

In the second part of our pilot, the writers try to put in and resolve entirely too much and we're introduced to the unfortunate trope of the last-minute voice over.

The first part of this double-length pilot introduces us to Neil's old friends the Newcomer Francisco and their irascible Human comrade, Matthew Sikes.

Drama and consequences arise from a weekend in the woods. As always, the ideas are fine, but the execution is the problem. Also: our feelings on the series as a whole and what's coming next...

We watched the entire episode even though half way through the writers just gave up.

As we witness the end of Eddie Fiori's dubious leadership of the Brujah clan, our talk with guest commentator Sean McGarry ranges from LARPS to Michelle Pfieffer to Jinx Monsoon.

Guest commentator Cynthia Taylor helps us understand why the high camp of this series is so bad it's good -- and why we're glad there's only eight episodes. No homo.

In 42 minutes, we see every way this show could have succeeded and every way it definitely failed.