We have no idea how this starts — The bells of the world — Tinker? Tink or Bell? Liquor? — Cow bells — The Announcement — Rachel: The Bit Killer — Current Events with Vanessa — Babe Ruth is uh-strikin’ out — Vacuum Episodes — A New Drama: The Clown Rivalry — Samuel tells us about Feudal States — Clown Nomenclature — Dorky HP teams — Oh, Optional’s still here

Facebook Live is GREAT for podcasts; Ol Optional himself is here!; Taco Bell “Bong” SFX; Khaled’s still a thing?; Burnt Banana Bread n’Butter; A Game: “Al or Al?”; Hear that LaFleur?; RIP loses to everything; Auditing the Intro Song; Muddy hip hop vs lumberjack workers comp

We love it. Amen; No Dead Air: The Soap Opera; Chadbigail; Our pool of “Fashion Bits” is shallow; Socks are Pockets!; Al “Optional” Green joins our live audience; We lean back when we laugh; Laughing without Smiling; Chomping Teeth; “I’m Dying” selfie; Bits in our bits; Pant Scratch Hypnosis; Optional: The LQ expert; Optional and BopBop’s friendship story

Rosh, Jaych, Whatever; NOT sponsored by La Croix; Always always; But actually Sometimes always; The Nagel Neighbors; Peephole R&B; Sponsored by Marshall Mathers LP; Spaghetti Bits; Our bits sponsored by Cialis; Or maybe just Outro always.

Snap, Crackle, Pop; A single Reese piece; Houndstooth couches; Livin’ on a $10 Reese’s piece budget; binary sponsorship; Livin’ by Lamps; Generator Pants Sack; Qpons; Rachel the YoYo Rapper

Forgetting the Intro: I hear that’s a great way to start a season; "A Trick for the Ages"; Microwaves don’t cook meat; Still no intro; Bathroom Stalin; Just a bunch of clowns; Ibarelynozen; I guess this is Season 3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; Landed the Bieber sponsorship; Rand him; The Stuff Store; Nighttime Safari

When the Intro Song is way too long; We are definitely using our mouths to talk; Kinda St. Patrick’s Day episode; neil dedork tyson emirate; the bitcoin bit; The Great Self-Noogie Debate; Barely know her? Rachel takes the throne; Potted Plant Hotcakes; A word from our sponsor. Thanks PottedPlants.com!; Mouth scratching’; And that’s a wrap!!

Intro Song: It’s a thing, Remember?; For our Mormon listeners; Josh’s “Smoking” Jacket; Misogynistic high-fives? You decide!; Mitch Romney; Polygamy high-fives; Air Crouch & His Real Cool Airband!®; Finally, the Stitch/Shrek impression you’ve been waiting for; [email protected]; Please draw our thing; Beat our ass in court, Tony!; Meat hand between two bread hands making a hand sandwich; The Relativity of Dynanacism

Intro Song? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯; No Dead No; Ovaltine’s too nice to sue; We barely know Little Annie; Crunchy Leaves in the Mac & Cheese; Best…leave…stories? We don’t know; Mr. Tingle: a VERY cool guy; Mars and gutters and m&ms and where does powder come from; Rick & Morty Stephen; We barely know thim (sic); Uh…the Valentines’ Day special. We don’t know what we’re doing; Sharing headphones; Does Barry White have an estate?; Winged, wung, wang?; “What happened here?” I guess it’s a new bit; Live Studio Audience.

Intro Song; Post-Intro Song Analysis; The Titanic of Intro Songs; Oh well, we’ll try again; Selling out for lawsuits!; Talkin' Gift Cards; Friendship Questions; Sean Connery and Star Wars; Pluckin’ fruit; Volleyball Refs' Ivory Tower; But are they really just lifeguards?; Privileged Noses; More rhyming; Jimmy Neutron; Kenny Rogers