Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is: The King and the Golem, published by Richard Ngo on September 26, 2023 on LessWrong.
Long ago, there was a mighty king who had everything in the world that he wanted, except trust. Who could he trust, when anyone around him might scheme for his throne? So he resolved to study the nature of trust, that he might figure out how to gain it. He asked his subjects to bring him the most trustworthy thing in the kingdom, promising great riches if they succeeded.
Soon, the first of them arrived at his palace to try. A teacher brought her book of lessons. "We cannot know the future," she said, "But we know mathematics and chemistry and history; those we can trust." A farmer brought his plow. "I know it like the back of my hand; how it rolls, and how it turns, and every detail of it, enough that I can trust it fully."
The king asked his wisest scholars if the teacher spoke true. But as they read her book, each pointed out new errors - it was only written by humans, after all. Then the king told the farmer to plow the fields near the palace. But he was not used to plowing fields as rich as these, and his trusty plow would often sink too far into the soil. So the king was not satisfied, and sent his message even further afield.
A merchant brought a sick old beggar. "I met him on the road here, and offered him food, water, and shelter. He has no family, and only a short time left to live, during which I will provide for his every need. He has nothing to gain from betraying me; this is what allows true trust." A mother brought her young daughter. "I've raised her to lack any evil in her heart, to say only good words and do only good deeds. As long as she is not corrupted, she will remain the most trustworthy in the kingdom."
The king asked the beggar, "How did you end up in such dire straits?" The beggar let out a sigh, and recounted his sorrows: the neighbors who refused to help him when his crops failed; the murder of his son by bandits as they traveled to a new town; the sickness that took his wife as she labored for a pittance in squalid conditions.
"So you have been wronged?" the king asked.
"Very surely", the beggar said.
"I will give you revenge on the ones who have wronged you, then. All I ask is for you to denounce this merchant." The beggar's decision did not take long - for the trust that came easily was broken easily too.
To the mother, the king asked: "How did you raise such a child? Has she never once strayed?"
"Well, once or twice. But I discipline her firmly, and she learns fast."
The king, who knew something of children, ruled that for a month nobody would discipline the child in any way. By the end of it, she was as wild and tempestuous as any in the palace. So the king remained unsatisfied, and renewed his call for the most trustworthy thing in the kingdom.
Now his subjects became more creative. An economist brought him a book of statistical tables. "Any individual might vary and change," he said, "but in aggregate, their behavior follows laws which can be trusted." A philosopher brought a mirror. "By your own standards only you are truly trustworthy, sire; nothing else can compare."
The king scrutinized the economist's tables. "The trend changed here, fifteen years ago" he said, pointing. "Why?" The economist launched into a long, complicated explanation.
"And did you discover this explanation before or after it happened?" the king asked.
The economist coughed. "After, your highness."
"If you tell me when the next such change will happen, I will bestow upon you great rewards if you are right, but great penalties if you are wrong. What say you?" The economist consulted his books and tables, but could not find what he sought there, and left court that same night.
As for the philosopher, the king ordered him whipped. The philosopher protested: it would be an unjust...