I got alligator elbow. Are you deaf or do you have a cold? The entire 16 years of my existence grown up into the dirtiest milk mustache. Mirror image movies. Steven Tyler’s toes are the gnarled old branches of a haunted oak tree. Deborah Cox is hot ‘n juicy. Bio Greeks. Satan’s fetus was in that blow pop. The ice water conundrum. It’s Pappy o’Daniels old timey radio show coming ‘atcha.

Is it really bassy? Peachy, bye bye. Here’s a sperm whale that fried. It’s his anime hair and grey dead eyes. You saw her anise. JLO is the Jean-luc Picard of Hispanic women. Pipebomb that german teacher! This game got to second base, it touched my peepee. This game is for small weinered males. The tetris situation. Squiggly yoshi. Kwm-z.

Word of the day “jealousisly”. I was very drowned. Kidney infection and blood piss. Tommy Lee Jones is air bud.  I never think to purell my own self. Toyota corolla with a handle. [email protected] DDP had a possum in the back of his truck at all times. Cary Elwes, Ewels, Ews, Eels.  Business in the front, red bulbous ass in the back. Ball of corpses. We ruin sci fi movies with one sentence.

Do bushes grow up into trees? Everything was grey, on fire or dark blood. A big orbital grub. Leeloo multipass was the mom in the shining. Turok killed a guy! It’s a juicy ring of flavor, will you marry me? I find the road runner attractive. Hey, how big is YOUR blood? Wrong Barry you’re foyer.

She turned his mushroom into a portobello. Gang fight: The Accidental Dreadlocks vs. The What’s This Foot Sores. Tubthumping IS gross.  Chicka Cherry Cola. 10,000 hours measure a year? Pluck my feathers out of my vagina ass. I can eat a Fox for hours. He said “Croc just grew.”

I ___, you ___, we ___. It’s Kirby vs. NFL Blitz. Jeeze...calm down Donkey Kong. I’m gonna drink some of my gerbil drink. Oh wait whoaaaaaaaaaaa, it’s a boy. J-Bomb likes ass play. Take me, sweet mechanical god! Bad 90’s hot wheels. Abe is just a purple shaved gorilla with tortured face and feet.

And Jesus said “April fools my sons!” Compilation of dumb things on one day. Did I say wipe it on the toast? I boiled my groin...so there’s that. Release the strongman! I played battleship against a kid in Australia and my mom saw porn. I’m just a ghost at 5 in the morning. Cubes of intestines.

Feral Lindsay Lohans return. You shittin’ liar. Did you know Matthew Broderick killed a guy? Btw he’s an amputee. He’s worse than a whispering Gandalf. Bucket List = Buy a wheel of cheese. Andre the Giant’s speech. More Randy Savage.  Sega Saturn had a nightmare controller. Mortal Kombat in Twisted Metal?

Turtle girdle. Picking up piss ants. I’m a real boy, and I pooped splinters! Zippy the Star Wars Hero. There’s a lot of Joeys. Well you weren’t good enough and now Sophie’s a dead body. It’s like Falco did downers. I’m gonna call these raptors. Fookin Chucky. Moon knights vs. the children of Zod. If ya like the show send us a toe(but really don’t)

5 windows dings out of 5. Chlorinated possum feces. Princess Diana was...pretty. Make me my pudding, chocolate or blood? Wtf is a Bandicoot business simian. Hey there dirty Duke. It’s Mr. pants. So many bad accents! The story of sonic’s irradiated nuclear wasteland. Grimace’s pregnant wife dressed up as mighty mouse for Halloween. Brandon thinks this episode is “good”.