My eyeballs are sweating, no that’s called crying. Angelina Jolie came from my snake ;) Burn that baby at the stake! Butter the cat side up, then you divide by zero. MEATLOAF SCREAM. Nowadays everybody’s Hitler. Shoot the chimp off the mountain.  

Its Bill Kennedy Clavin on the Mason Dixon line. Let’s all go to the lobby and get a rabbit's foot. The hamster said it was consensual. Edison chopped down the tree, then he flew a kite, then he stole it from Tesla, now we have electric cars, done. What did you say to me Falco? Triangles and Rectangles. Do androids dream of electric gorillas?

Adulting is hard. The legend of peat and Pete. Top 3 crazy white religions? Snake Handlers, Mormons and Scientology. Brandon sets traps and does maths. Great job on the commercials, Mike. Magneets, How do they work? Whose stumpier, Jim Abbott or Kirby?

Unlucky episode 13. Happy unbirthday to Brandon! Literally leggo of his eggo. David Cop-a-feel vs the Quaker Oats Man. swolrusses and lumiearen’t. Too fast, too missiles. There’s too much bassoon!

Who invented the light bulb? ♫I can show you the credits♫. Freeze, walk over, uppercut. McDonald’s starts selling organ meat. Mein Leben! Fabio is...B.J. Blazkowicz. SCAT has...a lot of definitions. Gonna get up in them guts. Inverted Chest Hair.

The shot of the Weak. Kiss from a rose on the blue. Waxy discharge. Choas Emeralds, with a soft C. Twin Gollums. Magic: The Gathering vs Dragon Ball Z. It’s the Name Game, with your host Brandon! Enemies are Russian or German. Brandon’s first presidential impression.

Good Evening Clarice. Album name: Referential Tangents. POGS, the Fidget Spinners of ‘91. Ice Cube Vs. Ice T, we’re so white. And the Best Oscar is. Do NOT Google Pink Rabbit Cure. Puke Puke Turd. Greta ruins things. Hip Hop Anonymous.

It's the year 1990! Florida Men survive hurricane. So much rustiness. Brandon's Tennessee cousin Red. We interrupt this recording to bring you Cats. Some guy writes in our first hate mail. Muppet names, Muppet noises. All that and video games too! 

Riboflavin and Yellow 5. Jessie?!? Pills?! You know what they say about sex and pizza, amIright? @PatrickSwayze: Roundhouse kicks, Pottery Ghost, Dancer. Samuel S. McNuggetsandwichface. Oil murdering Pelicans. Our data cap is LIT! NINTENDO STOP DABBING.

It's the first half of 1989! The Princess and the Skeletal Lizard. Look in a Book, I know Kung Fu. Nipple tan Suku man. Salty Magic. TMNT X 2?!? Brandon's first diary entry. How many wrestler impressions can we fit into a 8 minute segment?