Or geet. 2 giant sweet teas from Mickey Ds. 4 is like 2 but more. Croissants barter system. Huge Turkey penis. Jesse the Carcass Ventura. Wet applesaucey fart. Is he a genius or an idiot? Shirt so tight my lymph nodes hurt. Video game updates. 2/3 of a movie update. Depressed rodeo clown. James Gammon had a rock cock that haunts Brandon’s dreams. Pasties on a cardboard person. 

In 1892 Columbus got a scoop or two.  Johnny Hillsborough is my name. Fred Durst looks like Richard Gere. 80s Dad stuff. Lou Ferrigno's grey wet arm. This’ll be great for burning the hair off a pig. Seth was the 5th person in the Bible. 

Frusty Moog techno beats. Live, Laugh, Puke, Repeat. Barbecued candy bars. Lightning cable in the peephole. Alec Baldwin is so talented. Pope: “you can still eat crackers”. Big teeth? Get me Fassbender! 

Gimli’s Glass. Booger laden digit. Apple brandy jeans. Scales or Scutes. You mean kludges or gladys? Witch Hazel for your peehole. Meryl Streep’s Bull. Harambe says “I’m out!” Flesh termites. Assclap mimes. 

I forgot about the Norway murder hotel. Imagine if teeth were peeholes. I like tortoises. BALD, the meatloaf FAQ!  That ain’t my Kermit. CRUCIFY HIM!  People look weird. Parking garage chandelier?! 

Sexuality, yay. Skype covid tests. Yo Yo Ma please don’t listen. Worshctershire Cabin, savory syrup. You cant tell me what to do, legs. Inoculated with cat blood maybe? The driller is the house. X Games Emerald City.

Shake that weiner. And Brandon is talking backwards. I refuse to shoot that bear cub. Bruh, it’s Care Bear Day. Hold your pee cat! Welcome back peepee. Oh my computer crashed. Many have said, the breasts are not real. Hello Pants to Hello Skirt! Carrie Busey sounds like Grover. 4 purple hearts with broccoli clusters. 

Frrrrusty moog. Ham paste omelette. Frog gas escaping. 60s + Chicken = Sixen. Christley clones Aiken. Telsabot is so Beta. Horse level doses of ivermectin. Duck versions of human things. Sweaty Dad had the chili

Intros never work anymore! Help, please help! Anganoostra bitters from another dimension. Popcorn and peanut butter horse boys! That ain’t hard ice cream, dad. Why called Spud? Cabohybrates! Eat sweet breads! I got a shirt and a bag of hammers. 

Bret is feral. Curse words for your kids. Bloody feathered wheels. Blood dead sport redemption. Gag and shot brothers. Chris Columbus is way more famous than you think. Patanga!  Go fool yourself.