Tuning forks are for salad. Mooniper berries. Rhinos = dinosaurs. Red rover send Forrest on over. I’m Dave Thamas. COVID-19 PPTTHHHTT. Dwayne Johnson is doctor evil, Vin Deisel is mini me. The Rock and white ape. Caitlyn, you have a 14 in this class. Run laps ‘til you puke. School stories. 

Black licorice makes your peepee small. Shrapnel and bacon grease. Anyways, he got shot. Cassowaries. Akimbo injections. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge. Smells, tastes, sounds, smells, and smells. It's a record.

Sunset over a tundra. I lied its empanadas. That ain’t your dads truck. Drive by needling. 80’s P Juggernaut. Why do I fail to type things here?

Bass noises. And bass noises. Zit talk with 30 year old men. ASMR thunder. Cheez Whiz is not EZ cheez.. Seniors and QR codes. Tax talk 2021. Bored Games. Emphasize the “ch”. Loose meat. Chastity gloves. I’m dog meat! 

 Assault my guts with a mystery malt beverage. Plugged cat urethra. Citizen What Are They Talking About? Fruit pies make excellent flotation devices. Absinthe on my cold cuts. Stephen Hawking broke. Transvestite doctor creates golden speedo man. Frankenfurter. Gilbert grapes mom is in borderlands. Spirit Liotta returns! Mike’s HARD m-16. Blue devil just wants to be friends.

Disabled people or my wife. Trout goblin in the wall. Best Nut? Which bread is right bread? She got creamed right in the face. Gatorade and Razor blades. Bulldog Ransom. Brandon explains NFTs...sort of. 

Orson Welles hot breath. Easy Emphysema. Ice cube through a wormhole. Fog level: silent hill. Mini mint children. Did Helen Keller play pinball? Mike Myers is a shiny cherub. Oh my neck beard!  . 

Orson Welles ghost. Da Beers. Put pantyhose on your bat. Women in sports: lingerie bowl! Hey man, are your eyes good man? I peed in a corner and now I’m also dead….Peter...♫And the microphone smells like a pit♫. Megamans and the such. 

I’m a real beer daddy! Balsa wood stalgia. She went digital on him. MAGA snot rockets. Turns out Marilyn is a rooster. Uploading brain cancer to your cerebellum. Chips and Dicks. Chimp Vs. laser face. James Bond: Please just stay dead. The early GIRD gets a hurt esophagus. Member girls gone wild? 

Apologies for some of the audio, Brandon had some robot voice and it was quiet in the beginning! 

The gerbil has been activated. Tasty dishwasher liquid. Mountain Dew = Gin+Apple juice. Black mountain in my pants? She hates hot meat. Mt Dew Code Red is stodgy. Ken Molestina, I’m so sorry. #bonebroth.