Merry Chrysler! News of the present and news of the presents. Here comes the turkey shits! Illegal nipples on Twitch. Buying and selling. Schmutzli. Food adjectives. Perpetual Festivus. Gerard Depardon’t. Ahh the cat food transition. Heavenlybodies.com. Isn’t any PC a chicken warmer? Audacity, why!? 

Premature nothing ever. Black market kidney car foundation. Kirstie Alley is bald. Meow Caw! Prue’s teeth are brexiting. Bequeath is a British front fart. Shia Lebouf is a murderer. It’s don’t let your dog indoors season. Mary Berry’s weird hand. Eggbake™️. Audio stopped sharing again. 

Hot sausage milk on my ceiling. Magical Beavers Wonderland of Skating. Hong Kong Gooey #6. Giuliani incubates COVID in his skull. Yard sale! Ya gutted yourself, you’re grounded. 

In the name of death metal noise! Fruit flies hate the clap. Big Trouble in Mikes Left Eye. Smoked eggs turn into brownies. Madonna is an Olsen twin cosplaying as a shaman. New Queentontown. Lotta content. 

 If you're nude to it. I saw a sex. Tubthumping was my wedding song. Lung cleanse! Undead Philip. It's time for the corona viruses. You’re gonna wake up dead. Someone sneezed down a peehole. Long balled 7 year old. 

Old dentures painted on my teeth. The story of the pancake clip. Tooth Clitoris. Playstation failed. With Juice. Sexy people always get colon cancer. Uneducated political podcast 

My stink eye has pink eye. Accelerated crack syndrome. MMRG vaccine. Uhhhh muh placenta. Mink chews. 4g on the moon but not appalachia. It’s my mink mortar. 

Year old eggnog. I got sticky nuts, coming boys and I nutted. 2 out of 3 ain’t right. Brown means pubes. Live action mouse breasts. Maybe Shia LaBeouf is cool? 

Technical difficulty. Turtles. Podcast.is  Let me grind on your neck. Foot talk for 15 minutes. Inject baby foreskin into my eyebrows. Vlad the impaler claps. Fiberblast Gatorade.  

We apologize for the lag in this episode! 

Nostalgia Boys Bingo Card. Stink conveyor belt. Pumpkins and apples and diseases. Ghosts told me pork was wrong. All my favorite shrimps have been mulched.  ¢17 per pound of used condoms! I ended it too early!