Craig and Matt have finally taken steps to having their podcasts on video. Why would you want to look at them? This is just unravelling into a cesspit of Hell. They watch some bad movie trailers and discuss Matt buying a bed... seriously guys, do some prep work maybe?

Watch the video of this episode on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/pXQrJ9zkNnI

Matt has made it to the east coast! By all that is sacred in this world, have mercy on those people's souls. He discusses his infamous journey and how he came so close to Bobycageon. Don't miss this one... or maybe miss it. It's up to you!

Matt is bound for the east coast! The Not-So-Secret Diary is going national... God help us all. Craig and Matt prepare for his voyage across the wintry plane and Canada's furthest reaches and perhaps use Google Maps more than they should be. Could've done some more prep work here, guys! This ain't the end, it's a trailblazing new beginning!

The world is a desolate place. All is lost. Even Craig and Matt believe this is the fourth episode when it is indeed the fifth. Idiots... These two get political. Why? We don't know. We can't picture two people more unqualified to speak about the election or politics in general. Maybe this is hope for a better 2021, maybe it's all a colossal waste of time, but at the end of the day... we... we don't really know what to make of this. Enjoy if you must, listen if you can try. Whatever you do, don't follow the butterflies...

The world's worst golf game comes to an end. Craig and Matt leave it all out on the links at Fort in View Golf Course near Fort Saskatchewan. This one gets hairy, with surprise recovery shots, to blown drives and even a third party ball stealing incident that might have sealed the fate of the championship. Tune in, buckle down and listen to some very sub-par golf. 

Hey, do you think golf is boring to watch? Well, why don't you listen to two guys who are terrible at golf compete for NSSD Open supremacy... I don't know why you would do that to yourself, but hey, there's some great, GREAT cursing and sighs of dismay. Embrace the suck, and don't forget to yell "FORE!"

Matt and Craig dive back into the mirk, but this time to review one of Netflix's most inane and horrible films since The Ridiculous 6. Adam Sandler knows what he did...  Matt and Craig review 365 Days, which is a greasy polish-made romantic drama with aggressive and rape-y sex stuff. It's cringy, just watch the movie for yourself if you want more details. Or... listen as Craig and Matt take a deep dive and give a reluctant plot summary of this absolutely shit film. For once, we actually agree with these two goofballs.

Ah, crap, we thought COVID-19 had killed both of these numbskulls. Matt and Craig return for episode 1 of season 2 of the Not-So-Secret Diary. Is it a secret anymore guys? Is it? Good lord, just call it The Diary! They explore being back and family vacations ending in calamine lotion itchy spots. Matt is producing a musical and so much more! 

Craig and Matt keep going into the abyss of their quarantine podcast. We don't quite know where this is heading, maybe they should've stopped after the first episode? But they didn't, here you go. Godspeed! We're sorry.

Craig and Matt reunite, over the internet, and embark on an episode that we really don't understand where they're going with any of it. Quarantine isn't an excuse to make NO SENSE guys! But there's moonshine drinking, impressions and I believe at one point they try playing music to each other...poorly. As you do, gentlemen... as you do.