the objective JERK
Download on the App Store

the objective JERK episodes

  • MEMORY QUIRKS, JFK FILES, AND THE CASE AGAINST MODERN LIBERALS

    Our brains work in mysterious ways, retaining random trivia while forgetting essential information. I explore my ability to recall exact mountain bike models from decades ago while struggling with basic algebra equations.

    • Memory quirks that allow us to remember useless details but forget important information
    • How the JFK files confirm conspiracy theories without naming specific culprits
    • Parallels between historical political events and today's political climate
    • The growing polarization in American politics and concerning extremism
    • Personal anecdote about a juvenile prank inspired by the movie "Mallrats"
    • Thoughts on how selective memory impacts our understanding of current events


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    26 min
  • IN DEFENSE OF KEEPING IT SIMPLE STUPID: Thoughts on Technology, Exercise, and Daily Life

    Mountain biking has become my exercise sanctuary - the one physical activity I genuinely enjoy even when it's challenging, from early morning trail rides to the satisfaction of finding something that gets your heart pumping without feeling like a chore.

    • Early morning rides take about 15-18 minutes to climb and 3-4 minutes to descend
    • Everyone needs to find their exercise passion - something that's enjoyable even when difficult
    • Started mountain biking on a basic Scott hardtail with rim brakes in the late 90s
    • Technology has dramatically improved mountain bikes but simplicity still has value
    • Lower back issues make washing dishes more painful than mountain biking
    • Smart helmets that alert emergency contacts after crashes are useful technology
    • Following the KISS principle (Keep It Simple Stupid) for most biking equipment
    • Gen X perspectives on helmets, safety, and changing attitudes toward protection


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    25 min
  • MY BODY SAYS "REST, YOU RETARD" - Adventures of a Tired 46-Year-Old

    Fatigue catches up with me after consecutive days of mountain biking and house projects, leading to reflections on aging and physical limitations at 46. Frustrations mount when a compelling Netflix documentary about the Joplin tornado gets derailed by an unnecessary climate change message at the end.

    • Struggling with audio issues throughout recording
    • Two days of intense mountain biking leading to extreme fatigue
    • Netflix documentary on Joplin tornado ruined by climate agenda insertion
    • Climate change happens naturally regardless of human influence
    • Liberal Hollywood personalities increasingly revealing their true nature
    • Reflecting on how different life paths could have completely changed my present
    • The shocking speed at which we transition from youth to middle age
    • Mention of released JFK files and awaiting expert analysis


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    25 min
  • CANINES, CORRUPTION, AND CRACKHEADS: Just Another Day in Politics

    The parallels between wild dogs encountered while mountain biking in the Philippines and unleashed political corruption in America reveal how power operates when left unchecked.

    • Dogs in rural Philippines often receive minimal care despite being kept by owners
    • The Battle of Athens (1940s) saw WWII veterans fighting corrupt Democratic officials
    • Eight of the ten most corrupt political machines in American history were Democratic
    • Biden administration plagued by corruption allegations and auto-signature scandals
    • Hunter Biden claims poverty while staying at expensive South African resorts
    • Democratic attempts at podcasting failing without government funding
    • Independent content creators helped shape the narrative during recent elections
    • The political pendulum swings as MAGA distinguishes itself from traditional Republicans
    • Prediction that JD Vance or possibly Tulsi Gabbard could be future presidential contenders

    Send me your thoughts at [email protected]


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    24 min
  • WHY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE GREAT AGAIN (Despite What the Left Says)

    The political landscape is shifting as Trump's economic policies begin taking effect, with particular focus on IRS staff reductions and media reaction to these changes. I discuss parallels between government streamlining and Elon Musk's approach with Twitter/X, noting how both entities functioned after significant workforce reductions.

    • Trump's economic policies already showing positive effects despite negative media coverage
    • Comparing government cuts to Elon Musk firing 70% of Twitter staff with minimal disruption
    • Personal skepticism of electric vehicles and preference for mechanical simplicity
    • Mountain biking adventures and finding time for exercise between projects
    • Security concerns after Trump was hit with a microphone during press questioning
    • Potential threats to Trump and Elon coming from political opposition
    • Observations about Hollywood's decline and the increasing use of AI in screenwriting
    • Economic improvements expected despite potential higher unemployment numbers from government cuts

    Email me at [email protected] with your thoughts and comments.


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    25 min
  • RIDING THROUGH THE HEAT: Stories from Iraq to Mountain Biking Adventures

    Heat-related illness can strike even experienced outdoor enthusiasts, especially those with previous heat casualties in their history. Mountain biking in the Philippines presents unique challenges with high temperatures and limited shade on trails originally created by local farmers for moving livestock.

    • Multiple heat-related incidents from military service to recent mountain biking expeditions 
    • Heat exhaustion symptoms including muscle cramps, excessive sweating, and prolonged fatigue
    • Experiencing claustrophobia in military vehicles after being "blown up" in Iraq
    • Stories of wearing protective gear in 130° Iraqi heat
    • The importance of proper hydration before and during outdoor activities
    • Political observations about mainstream media coverage and public perception
    • Commentary on the decline of Hollywood productions driven by identity politics

    Email me at [email protected] with your comments and questions!


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    31 min
  • WHEN RATS DISAPPEAR, COBRAS APPEAR: Our Philippine Wildlife Adventure!

    A harrowing tale of how three venomous Philippine cobras invaded our yard over the course of two days. The unexpected wildlife encounter forced us to question the delicate balance between human habitation and dangerous wildlife in our rural Philippine setting.

    • Three cobras over one meter long found in our yard within 24 hours
    • Initial attempt to handle the situation myself before calling experienced snake handlers
    • Discovered the snake invasion was linked to rice storage attracting rats
    • Implemented preventative measures like ultrasonic pest repellers
    • Connection between trusting your instincts in dangerous situations
    • Reflection on how agricultural practices create unexpected wildlife challenges
    • Discussion about education plans for my kids in the Philippines vs. US universities

    If you've had similar wildlife encounters or have tips for dealing with dangerous animals around your home, let me know in the comments!


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    26 min
  • I FOUND A DEADLY COBRA HIDING IN MY RECYCLING BIN TODAY.

    A face-to-face encounter with a deadly Philippine Cobra hiding in recycling bins leads to a tense standoff and difficult decisions about handling dangerous wildlife. What started as persistent barking from dogs turns into a discovery of a meter-long venomous snake that had potentially been living on the property for years.

    • Philippine Cobras are highly venomous with neurotoxic venom that can cause respiratory failure within 30 minutes
    • The snake was approximately 3 feet long and displayed its characteristic hood when threatened
    • Initial reluctance to kill the snake due to its role in natural pest control, keeping mice and rats away
    • Local Filipino approach to dangerous snakes is pragmatic - elimination rather than relocation
    • Previous snake sightings on the property suggest the cobra may have been living there for years
    • Balancing conservation values with practical safety concerns when living in rural areas
    • Northern Philippine cobras are capable of spitting venom up to 3 meters

    If you want to see the video of the cobra encounter, head over to Rumble or BitChute and look me up where the full footage is available.


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    22 min
  • SECRETS OF HOLLYWOOD'S GOLDEN AGE: The Clark Gable Scandal!

    Clark Gable's mysterious 1945 car accident reveals how Hollywood studios wielded extraordinary power to protect their valuable stars and control public narratives during the Golden Age. We explore the persistent rumors about MGM's alleged cover-up and separate documented facts from Hollywood mythology.

    • Examining the documented crash where Gable hit a tree on Sunset Boulevard at 4 AM after heavy drinking
    • Analyzing MGM's immediate control of the narrative before police involvement
    • Investigating rumors that Gable killed a pedestrian and MGM arranged for an executive to take the blame 
    • Comparing conflicting accounts from various Clark Gable biographies
    • Exploring how the story connects to modern examples of celebrity privilege and protection
    • Discussing how rumors persist when powerful institutions control information
    • Looking at how similar protection systems operate in different cultures, including modern examples

    Let us know your thoughts about Hollywood scandals or other historical cover-ups by emailing [email protected].


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    48 min
  • WHY DO WE STILL USE FACEBOOK? An Honest Exploration

    This week, we dive into our relationship with social media platforms, focusing on Facebook as a central point of discussion. The episode explores the tension between connection and frustration and addresses the ongoing challenges users face in curating their feeds.

    • Exploring the origins of social media and its impact on our lives 
    • Discussing the shift in personal use of platforms like Facebook 
    • Highlighting concerns over censorship and misinformation 
    • Reflecting on how political discourse affects our online interactions 
    • Sharing personal anecdotes about social media habits and experiences 
    • Encouraging mindful engagement and stepping back from toxic content 


    Reach me through “FAN MAIL” you can leave a comment or a voicemail.

    Support the show

    Again, thanks for hanging out with me! 

    Please feel free to comment or send an email to [email protected]

    38 min

About the objective JERK

From the publisher's feed

I have objective views and I am a jerk. I am catholic and I am conservative, but this is not a faith based or political podcast. I am a "normal" person that likes to discuss many topics and…