Coming moooonths late, the first (pre-Christmas!) part of our discussion of Teen Witch. (Spoiler alert: we never get around to discussing Teen Witch.)

...in which Sam and Katie plan multi-course menus and discuss The Witches of Eastwick.

…in which Sam finally remembers to publish this episode! Guys, not to imply that this movie was forgettable but Sam completely forgot and posted the next episode (on The Witches of Eastwick) instead. That one is coming back online next week but first Season of the Witch.

…in which Sam and Katie discuss high school sex stories—involving both printers and the 4H club, Halloween, and of course, the 1960 Italian horror import, Black Sunday.

…in which Sam and Katie discuss academic pomposity, disappointing reads, and—of course—1958’s Jimmy Stewart & Kim Novak vehicle, Bell, Book, and Candle.

…in which, guys, it’s Katie’s birthday and she’s celebrating in style. And by in style, we mean alone. And by alone, we mean she’s even making her own cake.

...in which Katie and Sam finally (finally!) finish the John Waters season. Closing things out on a low note: A Dirty Shame. Katie gives us a (spoken) tour of her new 7-bedroom estate, Sam goes on a Hitchcock tangent, and both struggle to recall the events of this movie.

…in which we talk Pecker, struggle to understand how old Christina Ricci is supposed to be, and Katie shares the toughest secret she’s ever kept!

…in which Katie and Sam watch the highly entertaining, Kathleen Turner-starring one-woman show, Serial Mom. Katie talks being robbed (and then hunting for clues with the chief of police), Sam sums up his NYC trip, and both revel in the unabashedly joyous materialism of Pretty Woman.