It's Thanksgiving: time to argue with your family about a shifting political landscape and the future of this country. A time to give thanks for living in a desolate, increasingly hot hell, where old people won't give up control and let us forego the turkey in hope for better meats.
Anyway, football is also on all day, so at least you'll have something moderately entertaining to watch. If you want to at least make some money over all of the arguing and subpar poultry, listen up and fall in line!
Happy Thanksgiving from our dysfunctional family to yours! <3