Michael and Dad reveal the latest character in the Michael and Dad Show. Dad is shocked to find out that Squidward is an Octopus. Michael goes on a rant about fake podcasters. 

Michael has a couple off days off from school and gets angry at arson. Dad asks about mixed drinks. Duck anatomy is discussed. 

Michael and Dad do some shoutouts and discuss school. Michael introduces a bold visual segment to the podcast. 

Michael and Dad are in Italy, where they talk about sussy waiters, man-spider, and pizza. Dad wonders if Batman’s parents actually died of cringe. 

Michael and Dad try Tropical Irn Bru. Michael designs a new vape and learns about Shreks. 

Michael and Dad discuss the new Mario movie and have a special announcement about a new video game. 

Michael and Dad celebrate Mothers’ Day in the only way they know how: pitching the new Sonic movie. The Greedy Goblin opens a new venture. 

Michael and Dad discuss school days, donating your body to science, and the Tasmanian Devil. The Greedy Goblin has a new fast food franchise, and Michael makes his pitch to Netflix. 

Michael and Dad discuss autism, a brand new bedtime routine, and evil cereal taking over the world. Also: how to have a great party without burning anyone alive!

Michael and Dad discuss the Greedy Goblin, pipes and gravity, and New Year’s Resolutions.