For those new to our ramblings. Yes, the diverse level of subjects we talk about surprises even us 3. 

Mind you we are on the lookout for a hands-on producer, we thought that given how long we have been doing the radio shows it's about time someone got hands-on with us. If you are interested we suggest you listen to a few podcasts or shows and if still interested then we suggest you seek medical advice.

Or of course, you could come and join our happy throng.

Never mind about St Georges's Day which we duly celebrated as the true Brits we are, which is more than can be said about St George, who never even entered the country. Mind you he could well be classed as something of a marketing genius who got everyone to admire him and had nothing to do with the place. 

We decided that as another one of our money-making projects, we would put ourselves forward for the patrons of the All-New.......Old Brits Day.  Please support us in our quest to have one day of the year totally dedicated to us Old Brits. 

Enjoy the banter. 

No matter where you are its certainly finanicially tough for all of us, yet we Old Brits have what we think is a superb way to make money, or as some of our listeners will know it will probably turn out to be yet another hair brained idea.

I will briefly outline below if you are getting married or maybe you want to be the first to have a funeral video (for those we would appreciate payment well in advace as its difficult to collect a debt afterwards).  Anyway you will know how much these so called videographers charge, yet we think we can do the same or if not better on a budget using mobile phones, you will find out that we will be certainly NOT lowering the bar in the presentation, we will ensure the end result, sorry guarantee the end result will be more memorable than you thought possible in fact it will definitaley exceed your expectations. I dont want to share too much now but listen in then get in contact for us to film your next event at our budget prices.

Ah yes, that heading brought you in didnt it. In other words  (see what I did then) Lagugage good or bad (in respect to Chris its usually bad). 

Actually what we mean is how words change for the same item, we explore a few in the Old Brits way, meaning you will probably be more confused after than when we started out, or perhaps it has never bothered you before, if thats the case it will do after you listen..

However with the holiday season start soon certainly here in the UK, it does mean that you might well need a travel guide to help you through the maze or words. Now of course you could invite us along on your trip and we are ALWAYS up for that or just listen to this Podcast and thank us after.

We continually get asked "who do you think you are" (we assume from that you like what you hear and need to know more about each of us). 

For those that ask, this short introduction by each of us does go some way to explain, although it does get somewhat hijacked as each of us try to. Not to worry the other 2 who are always ready to 'put each other down' in the nicest possible way (I think) were on hand to outline the key points of each of us. Mind you after recording it we all felt more confused than before we started.

Oh and importantly we know these shortened listens will definitley leave you wanting more or could that be less. No come on lets be psoitive after you we are all friends...are'nt we?

If you answered YES well interesting because so have we. Not only that we decided it would be a great opportunity to get away for a few weeks without having to worry about flights etc*. Mind you we may NOT have thought it through too well as its a competition and we always strive to win.

Anyway we have applied (well 2 of us have) you can find out which two by listening to the Podcast.

That's about it for now the rest you can find by listening in.

* In truth we thought it would give us a chance of getting away from the ladies in our lives. Funny enough we haven't told them so who knows they may well get up one morning and find we have gone.

Wow, I hear you say. How can these two topics be covered in the same Podcast listen in and find out.

Well, those that follow the Old Brits or Gits already know nothing is off the discussion table and neither does it have to have structure, well that's our excuse for the ramshackle way we put things together. Think of being in your local bar or pub and each time a new mate or friend comes in another topic starts. That is exactly what listening to us is, without the expense of buying a round, mind you that's never stopped Chris in the past.

Anyway, which way do you place your toilet paper/tissue or roll, (see we cover all eventualities)? Then we got on to equality, now that's a hot subject at the moment see what happens when we give it the Old Gits or Brits treatment.

I need a lie down now, too much to contend with for a man my age. Whilst I rest enjoy the podcast

Ah yes, as I have said many times, its good to see you have staying power. 

Congratulate yourself on making through episode 1 of the lesson, I do hope you joined in if only to have a 'pluck' along with us.

Now you know how far we actually got, you will find a few musical memories in Pt2 along with a few facts that I am sure David would have preferred NOT to have admitted.

Oh and finally like a bottle of good wine. Will our Ukulele playing improve with age or do we have to practise?  

Well inspired as we are by musicians playing instruments, we set about joing them at long last with the help and assitance of Ukulele Ben, blimey what a maestro he is, although undoubtedly he did have his work cut out with us.

This weeks Podcast has just John & David. Chris obviously decided he didnt need any lessons ( he does really, just dont tell him I told you).

Now we have 2 episodes of this weeks lesson. The question is how did Ben get on with his two new students.

As it does every year, the day of St Valentine came and went, and for those love birds or not we think our podcast will say a few home truths. 

As for the new fangle way of searching the internet or asking it a question we tried it out and my goodness no wonder the workes in silicon valley are concerned, it will certainly change what we do and do remember we are OLD and easily used it. What on earth will the wonders come up with next, ooh maybe thats what we should be talking about next in fact watch out for the next podcast it could well have somthing assocoiated with that very subject, mind you on the other hand it might not.

Its probably easier to ask the old chat GPT what to do. Anywya I am off to write my new novel in about 15 mins, I have the idea just going to type the idea in and see what story it comes back with.

I will be a milionaire author within a week.