The Old Man Brown Show

In the week that Facebook came under scrutiny once again, Old Man Brown ponders on whether the blame should lie at Facebook and its CEO Mark Zuckerberg, or whether you should be looking at yourself more.

Listen in as he shares his crutchety wisdom in the only way that Old Man Brown can, including unhappy experiences with prostitutes.

Recently, Old Man Brown had to visit the hospital to get some stitches, and it reminded him of the time he had to get checked for a STD when he was a teen.

Being Old Man Brown though (or young man Brown, at this stage), some miscommunication and lack of clear instruction leads to a not-so-simple procedure.

So American rapper Nicki Minaj went on Twitter and warned that her cousin in Trinidad took the Covid vaccine, and got huge balls as a side effect.

(Note: it was her cousin's friend who got the big balls, but never let facts get in the way of Old Man Brown's musings)

So big were these balls, his fiancee called off their wedding just mere weeks before it was meant to take place.

The story made all the news, and even resulted in various governments coming out to comment on it.

In this episode, Old Man Brown shares his take on these gargantuan balls, and what the real story is.

Old Man Brown has had enough and he's about to let the whole world know about it. From idiotic politicians to stupid anti-this and anti-that, this elderly Scotsman is about to let rip.

Just don't complain about being offended - you can always just change the fucking station!