We find out that Aaron was a catfisher, and that he also has another thing that doesn't matter but still makes him very upset. Dillon was catfished, and also thinks Philadelphia is a state.

Aaron and Dillon talk immortality, teleportation, scissor nipples, and sniffin' poopies.

Aaron talks fab celeb diets. Dillon stubs his favorite digit.

Dillon explains how George Lucas wrote Harry Potter and how Woody Allen stole his ideas. Aaron collects human flesh mementos .

Aaron tries to raise national awareness on Gingerface, and talks about clowns for way too long, Dillon loses his anal virginity. Together they solve modern traffic problems.

Dillon feels regret for the first time in his life. Aaron doesn't.

Dillon and Aaron rush out an episode and it is only okay.

We learn more about why Dillon is the way that he is and also dig deep into our tinfoil drawer.

Aaron recounts childhood cellular theory. Dillon gives the people what they want. Also, video games.

Fat guy food questions, secret tv shame, movies, and intense wrist workouts. Oh, and Kiel too.