The Otis Advisory

IMPEACH-ME-NOTS ARE IN FULL BLOOM. They're growing just about everywhere, but see to thrive in total darkness.  

Uncle Otis has the inside story.

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Uncle Otis shares this personal letter from the Peloton Husband. 

Uncle Otis asks Lil' Whiskers to weigh in with some Man-Splaining to help make sense of it all for a grateful nation.

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This year's Big TV Underpants Show got cancelled.  

Here's some MAN-SPLAINING to understand what girls really want in the New America.

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Joe was about ready to go with SWIPE LEFT for his campaign slogan, until he found out it meant delete! The campaign is starting to look shovel ready, and it’s this cone of uncertainty that has the Apple tribe so worried. Uncle Otis explains.

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They let us take out the News Canoe to go catch up with The Modern Man. Turns out, he likes Artificial Intelligence way more than the real thing. And then there's memory foam, he just can’t get enough. Uncle Otis explains. 

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 In a Swing State, you can come home covered in glitter and it's OK. It's a place where "party of 2" has turned into "first available." Throw in some hoop earrings and you've got a hot mess on your hands.  Uncle Otis explains.

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 Gender Neutral Barbie and Popeye the Sailor share a toy box together. When Barbie confided in Popeye about having been double dipped, Popeye, hoping to help clear the fog, whipped out his brand statement, "I yam what I yam." Clarity!  Uncle Otisexplains.

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Uncle Otis comes up with a copy of a letter young Hunter MIGHT have written to his daddy after all the Moose & Squirrel news broke. There are lots of surprises. But, we're relieved to learn that little Hunter was only in Ukraine for the nachos, cabbage and potato, a world's favorite it seems. Shakedown? What shakedown?  Uncle Otis explains.

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It's inviting. The Cheese in the Mousetrap is waving, "come on in." Looks all gooey and free, but there's a trap.  Uncle Otis explains.

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It's blooming season again when each tribe is out picking Impeach-Me-Nots. They grow just about anywhere, but seem to do best in total darkness. Both tribes keep picking until they get the answer THEY want. Careful though, those compression fractures can be nasty.  Uncle Otis explains.

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