Greetings, Outcasts and Outcast-adjurees! This week on "The Outcast Podcast," we're dribbling between the madness of women's basketball championships and our own madness—our unfailing knack for sports betting. Thanks to the sage wisdom of our sponsor, Better Help, we're learning the fine art of restraint. Yes, dear listeners, we're on our way to saying "no" to the siren call of that 100th bet. But let's be honest, our predictions are as accurate as a weather forecast in the Bermuda Triangle.

In the world of celebrity news, we've got the scoop hotter than your morning coffee. Lizzo's decided to quit music and, presumably, focus on becoming a full-time Twitter philosopher. And Diddy—well, his houses are getting more buzz than his beats these days, with more raids than a MMORPG dungeon crawler. As for Donald Trump, he's switched his trademark tweets for something a tad more biblical, peddling the Good Book like it's Black Friday every day.

Spring break with the Outcasts was an epic saga worthy of its own miniseries. Thanks to Liquid IV, our hydration sponsor, we managed to turn a series of potentially dry narratives into juicy tales of adventure. We've proven once again that we can make a thrilling episode out of anything—from a high-stakes basketball game to an intense debate over the best type of pizza topping (team pineapple, anyone?).

As we wrap up with Tomkat's not-so-great news, we're reminded that every podcast episode, like life, has its ups and downs. But fear not! For every cloud, there's a silver lining, especially when we're backed by the most incredible fans in the podcast universe. Your energy and enthusiasm are what turn our studio lights into a disco inferno.

A massive shout-out to our life-saving sponsors, Better Help and Liquid IV. With your support, we're not just getting through the wild ride of each episode; we're thriving, baby! So, buckle up, crack open a Liquid IV (hydration is key, folks), and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, surprises, and perhaps a few happy tears.

To our dear fans, you're the reason we keep turning our mics on every week. Your unwavering support and love make every challenge worth facing. Here's to you, making every moment of "The Outcast Podcast" an unforgettable adventure. Let's raise our glasses (filled with Liquid IV, of course) to being splendidly outcast, together.

So, until next time, stay quirky, stay hydrated, and remember—no matter how outcast you feel, in our book, you're always the MVP. Cheers to another week of living on the edge, with style!