The Owen Colgan Experience

The Owen Colgan Experience

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The Owen Colgan Experience episodes

  • The rain is a pain
    The weeks are running past like Sonia O'Sullivan late for a bus to Cork city to pick up a bag of runner gear. I told my friend that soon it will be Christmas and he spat into my face and called me a rotten liar. But it's only 9 Sundays til the big man is back. Would it be worth getting a clock in every room of the house and that way you'd be hyper aware of time? Hope you're having a goood Sunday anyway, any nice snacks on the go?

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    23 min
  • Ronnie is coming home baby

    Ronaldo coming home. Back to papi Fergie. The last day they were saying on the news that the Taliban have taken over different parts of Afghanistan. Then straight after they were saying - "Ronaldo has just signed for Manchester United". I was confused how to feel at the end of all of it. 

    Sun is still in town. He's staying around til the following weekend anyway so lots of tight shorts and quads on display for another week anyway. I do sometimes use carrot oil on my nips to give them a good tan. 

    And Mayo will play Tyrone in the All Ireland Final. What a match that will be. May the best team win and when Mayo do win, come to any highstreet in Mayo and you'll be in heaven. 

    What did you do at the weekend? Bye bye


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    22 min
  • Mayo will win the Sam
    Please believe in us. Even if you're living in Iran or Colombia- we need your support. Let's do it for Liam McHale. The Dublin team are beef units who probably get sent creatine for free. What am I insinuating? I think we both know what's going on up there. They have a direct pump to the coin of the GAA freemasons. Anyway, it's not about the NWO, it's about Gaelic Football- The World's greatest sport right behind GAA One Wall Handball

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    23 min
  • I should be in Tokyo at the Olympics!!!

    Was ye watching the Olympics on the telly? Some amount of fit fuckers out there. I do often think about how strange it is that I should be out there competing in the weight lifting part of the Olympics but they didn't want to let me enter because they were worried I'd win and they don't want that. Cos I'd make sure the truth got out.

    Jeff Bezos and his family all went to the moon last week. And they were back in time for the dinner. I believe Jeff is a big fan of carvary. He's a real two pork chops and a side salad of chips kind of fella. He'd have to time for veg.

    I had a heart rate today of about 114 beets per minute, i went out for a walk without having breakfast and i nearly fell into the hard shoulder. You should have seen the speed I power-walked home. Pulled open the fridge and made myself a soup and i had a jambon with it. That really got my thinking again.

    Anyway hope you have a good weekend. Any plans? I would love to go for 3 pints

    Thanks for all the support


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    34 min
  • Perfect memories?
    No more lies. No more confusion. Oh yes, perfect memories are coming with the help of Uncle Google and the crew. Technology is going to take away any lies you've ever told. We'll be living in a world where nobody will be able to tell fibs because a device implanted into your skull will show 9k videos in the bottom corner of your eye almost like a dashcam of the mind. Aside from that the weather has been brilliant lately and I've been out sunbathing as much as I can. Are you enjoying the summer?

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    24 min
  • Visit to the City to see what all the fuss was about?
    I took a trip to Dublin the last day to do some looking around at people. The place was thriving full of Deliveroo bike cyclers and fellas sitting outside sipping lattachinios and the weather was warmer than the inside of your father's shoes. I felt like Crocodile Dundee when he arrived in America except I was armed with a few pints of Guinness. What's it like where you are? Do people even ask questions on Spotify? Chat soon and thanks a lot for all the support.

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    23 min
  • The First Italian Man In Mayo

    He came into town like Zorro, sex appeal and a horse. Some say he wasn't even from Italy but in fact from Monaghan. Either way- he brought amazing chips to a town desperately in need of chips. In this week's podcast I talk about him briefly

    Thanks for all the support, truly appreciated. Have a nice day. G'luck


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    23 min
  • Are you a fan of teeth?

    I should have looked after my teeth when i was a child instead of wolfing down kitkat chunkies like tomorrow didn't exist. Well it does exists and that's why right now I've to go to the dentist 3 times this month. But anyway how's all with you? How's life been these days for ya? Any sca no?

    Thanks for supporting this podcast


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    29 min

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