The Owen Colgan Experience

The Owen Colgan Experience

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The Owen Colgan Experience episodes

  • Is Dwayne The Rock Dodgy?
    The world's leading muscular man lights up our houses with his charismatic smile and beefy shoulders. But what's going on behind the eyes? What does Dwayne do right before sleep at night? Nobody truly knows. But it's probably something harmless like he plays Sudoku.

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    25 min
  • The purpose of the Gooch?
    The tall man steps into the ring with the baying crowd screaming out his name. Celebrities line the outside of the ring to take selfies and record quick videos to upload to their social media while the rest of us look on from the illegal streams on our laptops. The ref blows the whistle and the fight is on. Logath Paul lunges in with an uppercut jab but is denied by Floyd Money Maytheweather be good. The respective coaches on the sidelines scream instructions as both men hold each other in a sweaty grip. The fans start chanting 'we want tears, we want tears' to which Floyd smiles and then lands three liver shots to the ribcage. Down goes Logath Paul as his brother Aaron from breaking bad bursts into tears. 'Why lord why?' he says as Bryan Cranston cradles the poor fella in his Hollywood arms. Suddenly the lights go off. What's happening? Fireworks. Oh my god. It can't be. It is. It's the Undertaker and Kane. And they are riding a motorbike each. The lord have mercy. Then enter the ring and slam both professional boxers to the ground with a chokeslam. The ref blows it up. Mayo are all Ireland champions 2021.

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    28 min
  • Birthday Times

    you pop out the womb, you see the sky for the first time. God knows where Dad is. Or wait- he's over there in the corner crying. Why? Because he's about to be a father. And that was the story of my birth and many others. It's a special day and one to be celebrated however you want and if you want to dance naked or run in the rain or even if you just want to pay for a full body massage on Pearse St then that's your choice. We should be allowed celebrate this special day.

    Thanks for all your support and chat to ye soon


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    27 min
  • First Love and Snoring

    Your first love was/is an exciting time. Your heart skips a beat as you wonder does that other person think about you the way you think about them. Your hands start sweating when they text you. Your knees are weak, arms are heavy. It usually is an enjoyable experience to look back on but at the time you're as lost as a small spider in a supermarket.

    OnlyFans has to be talked about by Leo and Michael. People are making big money on there. BIG MONEY. Would you do it yourself? I'd be worried the folks would see it but if I was living in somewhere like Portugal or Spain I'd go all in. Come home at Christmas and people would be asking where I got the money to buy a 5 series BMW. Tell them to mind their own business. Part of me thinks it's a bit risky cos those videos are there forever but the new, liberal and modern me, thinks it would be a good move to make a fortune on there and live however I want. If you want to do it, why should anyone tell you otherwise. No?

    And finally to snorers. There's a special place in hell for them.


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    29 min
  • Dodgy haircuts?

    Dodgy haircuts? Are Underground barbers the next big threat? Join me this week as I talk about haircuts plus Does your father communicate with you through country and western music? Let's find out. Thanks a lot for all the support, :) have a great weekend

    If you fancy supporting me on Patreon I'd be massively turned on by that, thanks


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    28 min
  • Outdoor dining and vanilla sex
    Outdoor dining is on the way, what will become of the indoor session? Who knows, only time will tell

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    21 min
  • Jay Cutler the ultimate beefcake?
    Can't wait to hit the beach. But wait- what will you be wearing to the beach? Probably tight speedos? You're sick. Bootcut jeans are the only garment to be wearing on the beach with a tight shirt that has a burning flame running down the back of it.

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    24 min
  • J Lo's Break up and The Super League
    Sad times for Jen from the block or is it? And the Super league fellas want to take football to the next level- but Gary Neville isn't having it. Who will win the battle to hold the golden ball of sport?

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    28 min
  • The Celtic Tiger

    The Celtic Tiger was a time of rampant cash floating around an island that had never seen such wedge. People had second homes in Bulgaria and went on long weekends away to Australia to do some shopping and show off their permed hair and gold teeth. Farmers checked in on their livestock by helicopter, grannies wouldn't get out of bed for less than a 50 quid note and priests were making so much money that at one point the richest man in Ireland was a Father Murphy who had an ATM set up right next to his altar. But was it all doom and gloom? Or was it an enjoyable time? Neither of these questions get answered in this week's podcast


    Thanks for listening and please support the Patreon if that tickles you - https://www.patreon.com/owencolgan




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    25 min

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The number one podcast in all genres, this stream of lies will take you from a sweet feeling like you're floating on a cloud of love to horrible nasty chat that will really shock you to your core.…