A completely different take on brain-eating nefarious creatures in Promised Neverland. A very different take on the whole idea of Neverland too. Instead of fighting silly buffoonish pirates and flying around on pixie dust, not unlike a weekend in some high rise apartments if you catch my drift, try running away from man-eating demons. Also, the second season doesn't exist. Much like my ability to string together coherent thoughts in these descriptions.

Seriously, the goons in Rocksteady's Batman Arkham series games say "It's da Bat" or just "Da Bat" so many flippin times it makes your ears bleed. Or it would if it wasn't so cathartic to go all bat-crazy on them. But if you want to press X to feel like Batman, these games are the games for you. Also if you don't sneak around in the dark and mutter to yourself "I'm Batman" at least once during a playthrough, you're doing it wrong. Just saying.

Yeah that's right lads and ladies, we're circling back to the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Got a problem with that? Huh? Didn't think so. Short description this week. My treat.

Did you know that dolphins are technically whales? They're part of the class of whales that are toothed, as opposed to baleen whales which have the brushy brushy mouth bits that are for capturing plankton. Toothed whales eat fishes and sometimes sea lions if you're an orca. The more you know. They apparently give oil from their blubber that the civilization in the Dishonored video games. Imagine if English, American, and Japanese foreign policy/attitudes about whales/governance had a baby, and you've got these folks. Enjoy.

At this point, adventure movies belong in a museum. Like Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' Indiana Jones films. Should protect them from becoming extinct, rare as they are. Speaking of rare, this is gonna be a short description, my treat. No need to thank me. Not like you will. Or should. I'm unhinged. There's no editorial control here, just me spouting off whatever I want in the description, which is no longer as short as I promised. Oh well. If you're reading this, first of all: Why? Second of all, listen to the episode already.

What is time but a spindsy-windsy. A spindsy-windsy where matriarchic control of the yin-yangy zippy zappy magic is a hummin' along and people be like let's start an adventure. Also, if you see a shiny dagger lying on the ground, leave it there. It's either cursed, a murder weapon and then you'd be an evidence tampering felon, or somebody just lost it and you should leave it there before it hollows you out. Yeah that's right, I fixated on that plot point for the excessively long description of our episode talking about the first three Wheel of Time books by Robert Jordan.

Screw your horror games, just look at the frickin MOON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. This game just has an aura of unease that you're sure to...enjoy? No worries, the game is fun. If you don't think to hard about that monkey. Ah. Poor Mohnke. Anyway, we're talking about The Legend of Zelda: Majora's mask.

Shankshonk Redonkshonk reminds you to get busy listenin' or get busy subscribin'. That's right folks, we're reviewing the "Shawskank Redemption."

We're joined this week by Adam Carr of the "Unto the Breach Podcast" to discuss Pixar's Toy Story films! Reach for the sky and reach for the follow buttons on the links below. We're not aiming for the truck, Schmoe. Listen to Unto the Breach on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ngP1oZ7OT2xZ2PnVsmZ4J?si=5h291aSsSIqPv4Ici9gv7Q&dl_branch=1 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Unto-the-Breach-Podcast-115477870267938 Twitter: https://twitter.com/UntoThePodcast

We've all said a lot of things that James is going to regret. I promise, if you make it to the end of this episode talking about Valve's "Portal" games, there will be cake. Won't that be fun? I bet you won't make it though. I'm making a note here: huge success. For me. Because I get all the cake. And you won't get any. You monster. Not like you'd need it anyway. I'm sure you have more important things to do. Like Science.