• Alex Jones and the event which must not be named.

• 97 year old secretary of evil gets jail time for Christmas.

• Woke words aren’t good enough anymore on the slippery slope.

• JFK Update: New fake documents on old fake conspiracy.

• Hey Rabbi, whatcha get for number 5 across?

• Nephilim-skull knight in France is totally normal, bro.

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot and Grognak

  Break Music: Surge of Rage, by Beloroth

  Necronormiecon: The Hyborian Age Pt 4, read by Reinhardt

Howdie Mickoski joins the guys to talk about his new book, the world’s fair phenomenon, Plato’s Cave, The Truman Show/Matrix reality, stand up comedy, dreams, and that’s just the first hour! Let’s get /comfy/ and see about getting the hell out of this cave…

Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, and Dogbot

Break Music: Plight, by Swarm Intelligence

Necronormiecon: Sticky Situations, written by Grognak and read by Reinhardt

• Fuentes gets commercial-railed by Bill Hicks

• Embryonic Amazon and Spermageddon ‘22

• NASA CGI does not flatter the goddess of “died suddenly”

• US Military Pup Play Pals.

• Based Chris Nolan tells us the Trinity test was a fake.

• The “Rock Chicks” find a random plesiosaur and it’s really old, guys

• Arabic cyberpunk megatoilet coming soon!

• The guys thought the Ukraine “war” might be getting cool for once. They were wrong.

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak

  Break Music: Avenger, by Xurious

  Necronormiecon: The Hyborian Age Pt. 3, read by Reinhardt

Float returns on the tail end of season 7 and joins Johnny, Hudson, and Grognak, getting into everything from Ye, Flat Earth, and 9/11; to COVID nonsense and the transgender agenda. Hour two we then slip away into a conversation about psychedelics!

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak

Break Music: Shiva, by The Texture

Necronormiecon: The Enlonauts, read by Dogbot

• The DOD loses a few dollars.

• The emperor's new boobs.

• Man of the Year Rachel Levine is once again asking for your children

• Tranny transformations and transformer death cops.

• Ye continues the alt-light tour.

• The Raelians enter the fray.

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

  Break Music: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, by Daft Punk

  Necronormiecon: The Mound Builders, read by Reinhardt

Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak take a trek up the treacherous mountain passes of the Himalayas in search of one of the most elusive cryptids of all time: the Yeti! What are they? Are they an undiscovered tribe of mountain dwelling humans? Are they some previously unknown species of ape? Are they related to Sasquatch? Are they some sort of interdimensional nephilim hybrid, shapeshifting, humanoid looking demons? We aim to find out. Strap on your snowshoes, call up a sherpa, and let’s go trekking up Everest in search of “the wildman of the mountains”: AKA the Yeti.

• Chris Cantwell redemption arc updates/

• Gaslighting is the word for 2022, what a cohenncidence!

• Elon Musk’s (dorky) mystic ritual nightstand.

• Ye walks out on Tim Poop.

• Canadians finally get to kill themselves with assistance.

• Baalenciaga “damage control” is eerily similar to Pizzagate

• Self replicating voxels and liquid metal Terminators incoming.

• “Zombie virus” could be the next pandemic guys…totally…we’re serious this time!

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak

Break Music: Dungeon Master, by Visigoth

Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution Part 5, read by Dogbot

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Twitter purges staff, CP disappears: these things are related

Trent Reznor: does Capital G really mean “Big Gay”

Another Known Wolf: Gay club shooter prevents child drag show. Hero or hero?

San Francisco: still a shithole, now with even more fake genders

Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, Hudson, and Grognak

Break Music: 115 by 9 Dead

Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution, Part 4, read by Dogbot

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The Apocalypse Watchman, the original Transpocalypse Transvestigator ™ Mr. E is back! He joins Johnny, DB, and Reinhardt for a round the realm discussion from anime to Zionism and everything androgyne in between. Let’s get /comfy/ and hang out with the one and only Mr. E.

Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and Reinhardt

Break Music: Smells Like Teen Spirit, by Xorcist

Necronormiecon: Just The House Settling, read by Bradshaw

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• A jew named “Bank Man” Stole $10 Billion…hard to believe, right?

• That was the whole first hour (seriously, there’s a LOT)

• NASA’s blast off issues continue (“cold weather”, suuuuure…)

• Thanksgiving break news, and a lives

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Dogbot

  Break Music: Humans Are Such Easy Prey, by Perturbator

  Necronormiecon: Morality and Revolution Pt 3, read by Dogbot