• Yeezy theater for the White race

• Tulsi Gabs on the cabal

• FBI is 50% LGBT, 100% gay

• Jogger rapist phrenology

• The Paranormies were right about Covid (again)

• You will eat (breathe?) ze air meat

• Lone Skum + Putin + Vice = More theater

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak

  Break Music: TEK, by Monty & Visages

  Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Part Two, read by Dogbot

Tonight, Johnny and The Paranormies kick off a special run of Spooptober™ episodes with the hidden folk! Gnomes, Fae Folk, Shining Ones, Machine Elves… there are many names they’re known by across the realm, but what are they? Are they another race altogether, or something else? Get /comfy/ with some flavored coffee as we delve into Gnome Gnosis!

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and Hudson

Break Music: Grey Garden, by Windhand

Creepypasta: The Atrocities of the Drow, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

• Jewish pedo cult on the loose in Mexico

• Phenotype minority report is literal

• College zombie safety 101

• Sodomite love letters

• Soy Heebgoblins strike out again!

• Mickey Rourke is 100% yenta

• Giant sighting leads to TikTok Canuck’s spoopy death

  Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Fash Gordon

  Break Music: False Idols, by Unearth

  Necronormiecon: The Coming Insurrection, Seventh Circle, Pt. 1, read by Dogbot

Tonight, the panel is joined by Battlebot to uncover a few of the most terrifying (and architecturally weird) stories of South Carolina. From haunted insane asylums to angsty basketball ghosts, you don’t want to miss this!

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and Battlebot

Break Music: Southern Soldier, by The 2nd South Carolina String Band

Necronormiecon: Ghost Puncher (in true greentext format), read by Battlebot

• We don’t care about the pipeline

• Sandy Hook litigious fakery

• Artemis is delayed (again) because it’s fine. It’s just fine.

• Moonlet dimorphism and lots of contingencies

• Retrogaming fake space: Asteroids!

• Deepcake Bruce Willis

• Mammoth hybrid necromancy (and that’s where it stops!)

• Royal reptilian rumble

  Panel: Johnny and Reinhardt

  Break Music: Tupilak, by Russian Circles

  Necronormiecon: The Hyborian Age: Part 1, read by Reinhardt

Tonight, the guys are joined by Jason from the Archaix YouTube channel. Over the past several years, Jason has dedicated his life to the study of chronology. Eventually he uncovered something through his extensive research that no one seems to have connected before. Get /comfy/ and prepare to hear some mind-blowing theories from past history resets and mountains of hidden history, to a possible return of the mysterious phoenix in 2040 and what that means for us!

Archaix on YouTube

Archaix Website

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Alt Skull and Grognak

Break Music: Slave Society, by Iratus Vir

Necronormiecon: The Phoenix Lights Timeline, read by Dogbot

• Flat Earth Patriots unite!

• Is the Mudflood Going Mainstream?

• Sit down for science!: Aspirin (Acid rain?) for the sky

• The Purge is real (or, Equity in Illinois!)

• Mega-million year old megafauna mummies [X to doubt]

• Banned and browned fantasy woes

• Downtown brown Martha's Vineyard

• Booking dot com drops ratings bombs on illegal Israeli occupiers

• Gigavaxxed trash pandas are eating your gf’s trash, and basically, you’re a retard

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Hudson and Grognak

Break Music: Ugo, by Dead Pirates

Necronormiecon: The Sixth Circle, from “The Coming Insurrection”, read by Dogbot

Simon Shack, creator of September Clues drops by for a 9/11 livestream. Were there any real elements to this operation or was it entirely media fakery? What is fantastical and what is mundane? Let's get /comfy/ and find out a little more about that day, 21 years ago.

Check out Simon's work at:

• https://www.septemberclues.info/

• https://www.tychos.space/

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Alt Skull, Dogbot and Grognak

Break Music: Niagara, from the September Clues soundtrack, by Simon Shack and The Social Service

Creepypasta: Seinfeld: The Lost Episode, read by Johnny Monoxide

• Ding dong, the witch is a lich! (The queen is publicly “dead”)
• Lawd of Dem Rangz will bring a new great depression.
• Artemis launch failed, because no one's going anywhere outside the firmament.
• High octane SADS retardation.
• Canadian stroke master blue-balls nation due to natural causes.
• Corpses containing creepy clots crop conspiracies.

We've all heard about Aleksndr Dugin, but we've never had anything paranormal or spoopy to talk about with him. Until now...the false flag car bombing introduction of Dugin to the World Stage™.

Typhus and Hudson join Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak for a discussion about who this guy is, what he does, what likely happened with Darya Dugina's "murder", and how this guy ties in with everyone's favorite seed oil shills.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, and special guests Hudson and Typhus

Break Music: Enter Oblivion, by HdsnAcid