• Twitter News and other crying piss babies.

• Lone Skum is verified to verify hoomans to mock trannies like Bill Gates.

• Masktard Olympics! The livestream votes for the gold mask winner.

• Russian Space warZ and ISS manoeuvres!

• Spiderman doesn't say gay.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Eternal Salvation by Goldengates (Noisereich channel on YouTube)

Necronormiecon: The System's Neatest Trick Pt. 5 and Endnotes, read by Dogbot

Johnny, Reinhardt and Grognak sit down for some esoteric geologyposting! Is the science settled on volcanos? Do they show up in the Bible? Just how many “portals to hell” are there? Later on, some continuation on the crystal tree scrapyard hypothesis, petrified titans and stone serpents abound! Get /comfy/ and enjoy the discussion!

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Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, and Grognak

Break Music: Black Lava by Satyricon

Creepypasta: Doppelganger, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

Grab your hand sanitizer, it's time for the evening news!

• Dead Internet Concern Trolling

• Mask mandate based hot takes from the AI internet.

• Trans celebrity death match begins.

• Today in (sacrificial) HIStory.

• Incoming asteroid death #33409 and Jewish holoporting on the ISS.

• Lone Skum bothers Black Twitter.

• School Easter Bunny wants your kids.

• Parkland shooting sugar daddies?

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Diviner by Inborn Tendency

Necronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 4, read by Dogbot

The one and only Mr. E stops by for an interview. The trans agneda, the divine androgyne, twinning, freemartins, and more, the expert transvestigator that launched thousands of transvestigations covers it all. Later on, they take on NASA, the (fake) moon landing, the shape of the Earth, random creature encounters, COVID tyranny and is there a book in the making? Let's get /comfy/ and talk about some uncomfortable stuff!

Mr. E's Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/OAx0XCP2TC4a/

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, Alt Skull and Grognak

Break Music: You Took The Mark Of The Beast, by Mr. E

Creepypasta: "Cold Light" written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

• Lone Skum says time to download our brains into robots.

• Definitely contrails and not fallen angel tech crashed in Alaska.

• Silver Alert President has hookers on the (clone) brain.

• Nero-esque Biden busy diddling while Rome burns.

• All aboard the N Train for some false flags!

• Lazy Gilbert Gottfried crab dance.

• Fauci says it's time to self assess your Covidiots.

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Atlantis by Moving Fusion

Necronormiecon: "The System's Neatest Trick" Part 3, read by Dogbot

The gang returns to ACTUALLY discuss Louisiana! The Rougarou, vampires and voodoo haunts in New Orleans, and what the hell is a Grunch anyway? Reinhardt returns from Ape Mountain and Grognak takes the week off as we get spooky (and shitposty) in the Pelican State!

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt and Dogbot

Break Music: "Husk" by Black Fast

Creepypasta: "Do Not Follow the Lights" written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

• Astro joins the gang for this one!

• How to perform a cuck block by your favorite wine making brown belt.

• Amazon bans its employees from using words and recommends they monitor the color of their urine.

• Ron Jeremy in current affairs. (Yes, we know)

• Defensive bio-labs and Chinese propaganda.

• Blacksploitation and more gay entertainment.

Panel: Johnny, Dogbot, and Grognak

Break Music: Swarm Reigns (Down) by Isis

Necronormiecon: "Lost Civilizations" from "Galaxy Brainset: How to Be Like Me, an Intellectual" by Caleb Q. Washington read by Johnny

The Southern Dingo finally joins the guys for what was supposed to be a tour of spoopy Louisiana. Instead, we find out what Dingo finds terrifying and get to hear his encounters with UFO's and unknown hog killing hunting camp killers. The guys then go on a tour de force of topics, from Sasquatch and the moon landing hoax, hog nuts, swamp monsters, and more cryptids, to germ theory and zoonotic herpesviruses. Let's get /comfy/ but watch out for those cot dang horseflies!

• Oscar night cranks up the fake and gay.

• Dave Grohl sacrifices his drummer for thoughts and prayers to the dark lord.

• The War in Ukraine, Kentucky.

• Potatoes fall victim to war.

• Bird flu is here to take your homesteading chickens.

• Disney is coming for your kids.

Longtime friend of the show and several time guest Fash Gordon drops by to share his personal tales. From stories of demonic possession to weird happenings below decks at the Denver International Airport to UFO sightings, he’s (unfortunately) seen it all. From Pizzagate to aliens, alien abductions, and extra territories, DUMB airplane conspiracies, fae folk, nephilim, djinn, mechanical elves, and more, the conversation winds around some of our favorite conspiracies. Let’s get /comfy/ and hang out Around the Campfire with Fash Gordon!