We learn the valuable lesson of being educated on how to pump your own gas in a way that doesn't get it all over you. You'd hate to show up to work smelling like that stinky car stuff, wouldn't you? You can't afford not to work in this economy and you're for sure going to get fired if your boss smells any gas on you.

Also, like, for real y'all. Protect your passwords please. Everyone is getting hacked, even the furries and the CIA weebs.

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This is a new one for you. It's not an old one because this one is better than all of those old ones. Except this one is also kind of a throwback because the sound on this one is only 75% as good as it usually is. There's a lot of opening of cans, yawning, hard to hear guest hosts and not-so-great audio of people breathing. Oops. We took a week off ok, so we have to relearn a few things ok?

We also spend a lot of time trying to find Tim a job.

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Much like Danny DeVito in the hit movie Matilda, we have turned the odometer of this podcast to 80. Get ready for some much needed laughs and a serious look at your world view and why you should change it when we expand your mind beyond what you previously thought it was capable of. Here's a free life tip: start cutting your jeans into jorts because it's going to be a hot one out there.

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Are you about to pay your last payment of child support consider using spite as your next form of currency. The temperature is getting way to high. We talk about the movies A Quiet Place (okay) and Luca (great). How much would someone have to pay you to jack off an elephant so that mom's don't have to explain erections to their kids? Zoo's are just prisons for awesome animals, rest in pepperoni Harambe. In a dystopian future near you, smiling will be required in the work place. Nazi swastika tattoo on your nuts. And lastly would you let your Grandma marry Toby Keith?

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The storm is here and you can't stop it. You can try to stop it...BUT YOU CAN'T! It will make your pants backwards too so DON'T EVEN TRY!

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It is Thursday my dudes. Time to pull out your bootstraps and make some headphones out of them so you can listen to this week's show. We've got everything you could possibly be craving right here. Literally everything.

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We read a lot of books. Many leather bound books that were stored on mahogany shelves...except these were leather bound audio books which is not as comfortable as it sounds, but it sure does smell pretty good.

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A hand delivered piece of mail turns into a musical mystery filled with intrigue, parking lot parties, an aspiring musician, possibly something nefarious, and a 1977 Dodge Camper van.

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