It's Stephen Malkmus's birthday, so we offer this gift to him: a definitive deconstruction on whether or not Modest Mouse is a bad band.

Walt and Cecile are joined by rocker and sports enthusiast RACHEL BRIDGES (host of the famous podcast WXYC's Sportsrap) to do a comprehensive, career-spanning recap of the rock band Modest Mouse. Walt and Cecile do not like Modest Mouse, and Rachel does. You will not believe where this conversation goes.

Listen to a very special episode of Sporstrap featuring Walt and Cecile! You can find it on Facebook if you look hard enough.

Thanks to Shitlord Fuckerman for doing themesong we love you.

In March of 2017, The Pavement Enslavement was put on hiatus for approaching perfection, but now the sweet babies are back and ready to friggin rock.

Your Durham rockers are reporting in LIVE from beautiful Nice Price Books and Records in Raleigh, North Carolina and they're ready to dig into the most famous of all the Silver Jews releases: AMERICAN WATER. They're joined by local tape label manager + multimedia master + rocker + general sweetie QUINTON DAYNE MOORE to talk bathrooms, gamers, Nicktoons, House of Leaves, and much, much more. This is a good one. Stephen please come on the show.

Thanks to Shitlord Fuckerman for doing theme song and thanks to Alli for taking the good picture of us with the cookie cake and thank you Enoch for letting us annoy you in the store all night.

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Get your totems ready, because Cecile and Walt are tackling the most haunted album of all time: Pavement's Terror Twilight. They are joined by JJ and MICHAEL from the rock outfit called SCOOTERBABE to cast protection spells and safely deduce the exact moment the 90s called it quits.

Don't listen to this one while you're driving, in case a ghoul escapes your MP3 playing device and gets into your car's A/C control

Shitlord Fuckerman does the theme song!

It's freaking Spring Break, and Cecile is in the freaking Caribbean. Walt takes this opportunity without that Pavement-loving fool to gather ERIK PHILLIPS (from rock and roll) and eventually MAT COTHRAN (also from rock and roll) to talk about some REAL music: the undisputed greatest indie rock record of the 1990s.

Our theme song is done by Shitlord Fuckerman check them out on Bandcamp and Soundcloud!

We're back to a normal episode! Walt and Cecile return to your regularly scheduled program with some pretty exciting news regarding the Malk Man we all know and love. Then, the pair are joined by art man and zine fiend LAWSON CHAMBERS to discuss Pavement's Brighten The Corners and blow the lid off a false-flag operation that's 20 years in the making. They also create a pretty sick design document for a potential Pavement video game, so this is one episode you WON'T want to listen to at 1.5x speed.

Music is by Shitlord Fuckerman check 'em out on Bandcamp and stuff!

You asked. We listened. Celebrate Valentine's Day with Walt and Cecile as they provide you with the world's first Pavement-themed audio commentary of the movie Twilight. Light some sexy candles and queue that bad boy up on Netflix and get ready to hit play when Walt counts it down!

Featuring "Malk Man's Lullaby" by Shitlord Fuckerman, who put extra work into making a special theme for this special occasion.

Cecile and Walt are finally recording in the same room, and it's time to delve into the weird hot mess that is Wowee Zowee! The pair shed some light on the enigma that was the previous week's episode before being joined by TRAVIS HARRINGTON and C PHILLIPS to talk Geddy Lee, Netflix, and ol' Nasty Bob.

Unzip your irony jeans and buckle in, because it's gonna be a wild ride.

Thank you to Shitlord Fuckerman for doing the theme song, check 'em out on Bandcamp! (This episode sponsored by Netflix).

Walt receives a spur of the moment opportunity for a once in a lifetime guest and has to run the show by himself.

The world may be trazh but at leazt we can still do jokez about rock and roll, baby!

Local rocker Kevin Sweeney joins the PE Pair to dissect the seminal album Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, aka the one with the hit on it. Take a trip down memory lane with your best pals as they remember the 90s, soundz of gold, the hit video game Golfmen '98, Info Wars, and the rock band Pavement.

Also features Cohesive & Cambria, the premiere podcast about Coheed and Cambria.

Thanks to Shitlord Fuckerman for the theme song, check 'em out on Bandcamp!

Stephen please hit us up.

We're really hitting the Pavement now! Local lore master Dave Rodriguez joins Walt and Cecile to rip and tear into the guts of Slanted & Enchanted, the first proper Pavement album. Does this album rip off The Fall? Does the Malk Man use too many swears? Can Cecile defend this seminal indie rock artifact? Has Jack White sired any children? Will Walt win the impromptu game show when he's put into the hot seat? Is David Duchovny gonna come on this podcast or not? All of your questions are answered in this episode, probably.

Our theme song is done by Shitlord Fuckerman, check them out on Bandcamp and Soundcloud.