Tiffany catches up on the phone with her old friend Gentry. They talk about growing up gay in the south, how much Gentry loves old men, and how they are too lazy for stand-up . Tiffany also has a nervous breakdown while trying to stop an arsenal of calls from interrupting her conversation. They know how to turn a pube into a bouffant! So profesh.

Hunter is out of town on business as Tiffany is busy losing her mind. She talks about how theme songs for kid shows/movies make her feel homicidal, what it is like to be a grown up version of Kevin McCallister from Home Alone, and she also recaps the most recent RHOD episode. There’s also good news and a quick American Horror Story episode 1 recap. Praise Neil Patrick Jesus!

Tiffany learns about the many dimensions of the magical Miss Hayley Brown! They talk auras, the next full moon, natural therapy to get your homeostasis on lock, and so much more. Here’s to the Feminine Divine!

Tiffany talks about her connections to the Real Housewives of OC’s Kelly and Shannon, professes her undying loyalty to LeeAnne Locken among other things, and let’s her southern accent loose.

Tiffany talks about her connections to the Real Housewives of OC’s Kelly and Shannon, professes her undying loyalty to LeeAnne Locken among other things, and let’s her southern accent loose.

Tiffany talks about GOOD NEWS for EVERYONE because she is sick of bad news. She also discusses her excitement for the upcoming American Horror Story: Apocalypse season as well as how she thinks she might be a sociopath. :)

Tiffany talk about that time she saw Keanu Reeve's Butt, tells a scary story, talks RHONY reunion and Bethenny news, and explains how an incident in the 5th grade completely changed her life for the worst. She also discusses her opinion on Asia Argenta's scandle in a real ass way. She also misuses the word replica. Enjoy or shut up.

Tiffany discusses all things Real Housewives of Dallas, Rips Thomas Ravenel a new one, and has a message for anyone who feels like someone is trying to steal their shine after she had a strange racist encounter in a grocery store.