This week podcast is having DEJA VU, and they've been in this place before. Higher on the podcast charts, and they know it's their time to goooo.

The Anime of your life part TWO. Jez has seen anime that would mentally cripple a lesser man, Steven is using his gross physique as a weapon in magic football, and Ash has been spouting anime Villain clichés all episode.

The boys strap up their mech suits, pull their transformation poses, and then quietly sit down to record a podcast about anime. This week they discuss what their anime lives would be like. Jez is worried about being a British stereotype, Alex wants to see the T.O.W.I.E anime, and Liam is just the same as normal, but BIG.

The boys are BACK! After slinging their stockings in the fire and destroying their trees in a 'controlled' explosion they gather around the yuletide wreckage and ask themselves: "Is Santa the One Who Should be On the Naughty List?". Steven breaks the rules and attempts to usurp Jez's Intro, Jez is too busy trying to join the Yule Lads, Ash seems to think most murders are justifiable, and Liam just wants to talk about Santa's brutal bathroom trips.

Fresh off a marathon of 80s kids films, the boys successfully force the Government Agency that's tracking their confessions to open up a whole new filing cabinet. This week, they ask the incriminating question: How Hard Is it to Kill A Kid? Liam doesn't trust his own hypothetical children, Jez has pointless opinions about a series of children's books, Alex puts in waaay too much effort faking a marriage, and Ash is... very candid about how easy it would be to ACTUALLY kid a child.

This week the lads are pimpled, skinny, and awkward... what do you mean they're like that all the time? The topic is High-School and the boys have traumatic memories, both for them and for their teachers. Jez was the kind of student that causes early retirements, Alex is pitching Disney Channel classics, Liam is taught about the porn parodies of things he loves, and Ash tells us about his long suffering nickname: "Ash".

The boys are replaced this week with their hardened criminal-sonas and plot the perfect heist for stealing 1 Million Dollars with nothing but their own genius. Ash is the getaway driver that cant drive, Jez needs to stop pissing off mob bosses, Liam is worried about the conversion rates, and Alex is definitely the worst criminal in the world.

The boys put on their space suits, see lights in the sky, and do their best to avoid getting probed as they discuss Aliens. Steven is promiscuous in spirit but not in body, Jez doesn't know if he can get consent from the Rancor, Alex wants some extra appendages, Ash believes the anus is the hallmark of life, and Liam needs to learn more about the table of elements.

In which the boys crash land on a barren planet and discover it was earth all along, uncover the statue of liberty, and sit in the ashes of civilization asking each other: what animal would do best in a planet of the apes type situation? Alex wants to smoke weed with Pandas, Jez cares more about winning than being funny, Ash exposes Jez’s Komodo Dragon Fake News, and Steven admits to being an octopus...

or F***ing one.

One of the two.

In which the lads enter the podcast looking to rise to herodom, but ultimately fail because of who they are as people. Leading to a massive digression about Magic Mike that might just get them on Sylvester Stallone's s*** list. Jez is the Super Hero equivalent of a teenager on Xbox Live, Steven won't stop talking about Mathew Mahogany, and Alex has questions about the rules of No Nut November.

The lads decide it's time to up the stakes and turn their favourite sports up to eleven. Taking to the field with suggestions on how to bring sports to their perfect form. Ash is so extreme he doesn't show up until half way through, Alex keeps pitching jousting no matter how irrelevant it is, Liam is fascinated by Korfball, and Jez just wants to fix Cricket.