** Apologies for the less-than-pristine audio quality this week, lie detectors! We had our ghost passing through, corrupting files like he owns the place. I've cleaned it up as much as possible for you! **

In which you will learn:

• A number of brilliant French puns mostly to do with chopping off heads
• All about the royal escape plan
• How the French tear down a building if they don't have TNT

In which you will learn:

• What weird skills, besides musical composition, Sondheim possesses
• What they're re-naming Broadway in 2020
• The weird connection between Sondheim and an early 2000s soap

In which you will learn:

• A lot about musicals based on US presidents
• Not that much really about actual US presidents
• Who was really behind all of the US presidential assassinations all along!

In which you will learn:

• If it's a pirate's life for you
• Which Saturday night staple pirates were the first people to adopt
• Why, if you decide to become a pirate, you should try not to get caught...

In which you will learn:

• How many questions Anna can fit into the one show
• How nerdy Jazzy and Anna can get about musical theatre
• A whole bunch more than you needed to know about Broadway shows

In which you will learn:

• Why it's a good idea to always know where your towel is
• How to see the marvels of the galaxy on less than 30 Altarian dollars a day
• Neither of the two points above, but you'll definitely learn some cool stuff about this weird and wonderful Douglas Adams creation

In which you will learn:

• Who the REAL Robin Hood was (and whether or not he wore tights)
• Who the REAL Maid Marian was (and whether or not she wore a chastity belt)
• Just how much of the 1993 classic, 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights' Anna and Jazz can quote

In which you will learn:

• Not a lot really...

In which you will learn:

• Absolutely nothing about Infinity War, because it hadn't been released by the time we recorded this episode
• How next-level Anna can get about her rounds
• Who has the bigger ego - Tony Stark or Jazzy?

In which you will learn

• Which Pacific Island you should visit if you're a massive Star Wars fan
• Who 'had a bad feeling about this' in The Last Jedi
• Some A+ baby name ideas