On episode 11 of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner talk about offensive comedians and stick up for Daniel Tosh. Lahna visits a paranormal convention and meets Keith Age, Aron Houdini (The Last Houdini), a cryptozoologist, a girl who lives in a haunted house, and a man who reads auras. There's also a slut story about a girl who does a lot of banging in one day. The band of the week, live from Mercy Lounge, is Sebadoh!

In episode 10 of "The Perfect 10," we mark our two-month anniversary! Yay! And what better way to do it than with a whole episode devoted to the end of the world?! It opens with the Autistic Psychic of YouTube, who is not accredited. He's just autistic so we assume he knows his stuff. We speak with the "Rain Man" community of Los Angeles aka "The Snake People" of Hollywood Blvd. and the freaks of Venice Beach. Cue: Comedian Earthquake, who discusses the impending earthquake that'll wipe Cali off the face of the planet (or just make it a really cool island separated from the States), as well as real-life knowledgeable person Professor Jim Adansky from Florida. This week's band: Murder by Death! A perfect ending to a doom-filled episode.

In episode 9 of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and John Heffron visit Toys"R"Us and get nostalgic, and at the end, Heffron gets a creamy surprise on his face (not what you're thinking, pervert). Ralphie May and Lahna get the black and white perspective on global warming, abortion, gay marriage, and the other hot button topics of today.

On episode eight of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner showcased a story from The Smash Brothers, two twin brothers and comedians who banged the same lady for a whole weekend when they were teens. Lahna judged KCal's bikini contest, and we hear music from musician Brad Folk.

In episode seven of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May gets personal about why he stopped smoking weed. We play a clip from Howard Stern, where the popular radio show host mentions Ralphie's dog donation, and we get hot and heavy in the kitchen with Tabitha Stevens in "Cooking with Porn Stars." The band of the week is Glossary.

In episode six of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner tries to read through a sketch written by the intern Creepy Tom, but can't quite make it through. Lahna talks to Bruce Jingle about his experience bangin' a white chick, and she and Ralphie release part-two of the epic Ancient Sex Tales of the Ederly Tale featuring Burt and Dianne. The band featured this week is James Wallace and the Naked Light.

In episode five of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner travel to the Gathering of the Juggalos! The Juggalos/lettes are fans of Insane Clown Posse, and their gathering is where mayhem ensues. May and Turner interview Ron Jeremy, a Juggalo who loves boobies, and Juggalettes with interesting sex lives for "Sl*t Stories."

In episode four of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner introduce April, their sharp-tounged four-year-old daughter, who tells Chris Brown how it is. The two discuss Ralphie's recent appearance on Jeff Ross' "The Burn." Lahna interviews Diane Kawasaki, a Japanese-Korean-American little person, about her "midget giner," and reveals how it feels to have sex with one. The show ends with Langhorne Slim, live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville.

In episode three of "The Perfect 10," Ralphie May and Lahna Turner get and hot and heavy in the kitchen with Joclyn Stone, a porn star dubbed "The OC Milf." They tell stories about Hoochie Mama, their English Bulldog, and Pimp, their boxer who recently passed away and was featured on "The Dog Whisperer." Got a foot fetish? Between Stone and the story of assistant Aaron Distler's ex-wife, you'll be head over heels for this episode. 

In episode two of "The Perfect 10," Lahna Turner and Ralphie May open the show with a discussion about the funniest old men. Buddy Hackett and Rodney Dangerfield, of course, make the cut. They give listeners a preview of next week's episode segment, "Cooking with Porn Stars," which features Ms. Joclyn Stone. They also talk about getting a tour bus, Lahna's upcoming totally nude show, midgets, and a great story that stars the legendary Doug Stanhope. This week's segment, "Slut Stories," is about naughty tale between two best friends. Musical guest is Chappo, recorded live from the Mercy Lounge in Nashville TN.