Maybe one day we'll get sober answers for our drunk thoughts, but until then we are ranking the Top Ten thoughts we have when we're not sober.

It's a real love/hate relationship with smartphones these days...but we can't live without that endless stream of content and entertainment just burning a hole in our pockets. So today we're doing you all a huge favor, and giving you the best social media accounts to follow. Don't forget to follow your hosts on all the socials (somehow that didn't come up?), and enjoy the episode. Also, hit that 5-star rating and leave us a fun written review!

Hit 'em with the hits! And let me tell you, the hits keep coming!

Prosecutors and judges, please know that this is a comedy podcast not to be taken seriously. If someone on trial blames us for their fraud, please know that during the episode we advise our listeners to not do this.... But listeners, if you don't get busted and you get rich off of these ideas, cut us a check!

Chances any of these actually work < 1%. Chances you make a fool of yourself but it's still quality content for the homies > 99%. We range anywhere from corny to excessively sexual on this list, because you never know in what atmosphere you'll need to break one out. This one is pretty self-explanatory, so y'all just enjoy some of these jewels we dug up for you.  Don't forget to subscribe and hit that 5-star rating!!

We rely on them everyday and take them for granted. No, I'm not talking about our mom's, I'm talking about INVENTIONS. And we're going to rank them! (Please call your mom and tell her you love her.)
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What's an aphorism? An aphorism is a saying that really old people say that makes very little sense until explained. And guess what? We ranked the top ten.
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You know you “hate drama” as much as the next person...but your ears always perk up when you hear some juicy celebrity scandal gossip. So we dug through all the mess and gave you some good ones to look into. Hope y’all enjoy it. Don’t forget to hit that 5-Star rating and leave us a fun written review.

We've all been through them - these are the moments that make you question your entire relationship. We are breaking down the Top Ten Awkward Relationship Moments Hit the 5* and leave us a written review!

Happy V-Day weekend, everyone! For the men, we know you'll be going out this weekend for the first, but before you do, please don't get caught in these Top Ten Lies Women Tell... Wait, didn't you read this before in the episode description for Ep 42? Yes you did because this is a DOUBLE EPISODE DROP! *queue the hip hop air horn* Remember to hit the 5-stars and write us a review!