Is your child sad, depressed, or just feeling down? Well have no fear because Jerry is here. For years scientists have tried to find out the most effective ways to fight depression. There have been people like Jonah Cartwright who theorized that they could fight depression using the science of waifus. And Elon Musk who thinks going to mars is the solution. But we here at PAG know the truth. You can fix depression with one simple question: "Do you want to play inside or outside today?"

- This message was approved by Doctor Jerry Cortez

Jackson and Duncan may not be the brightest. That's it.

Listen as Jackson Cartwright barley escapes from officer Douchbag in a daring escape from boner springs that will go down in history as the only story Jackson has ever been able to finish on the podcast.

Do you like Christmas? Do you like Hanukkah? If so this is the place for you. So settle in on this Christmas for the adventure of two extremely normal dudes and one man with a fish head.

Listen as Jackson, Duncan, and guest Ky make discoveries about life. Such as: the who's are nazis, and the philosophical questions D&D poses. 

This is the most well thought out podcast that PAG has ever done. If anyone says otherwise, they are wrong.

Jackson and Duncan dive into some weird rabbit holes as the talk about Jiffy Lube and Cars fan fiction.

Jackson and Duncan talk about things they are thankful for. Such as body pillows and condoms.

Jackson and Duncan talk and rant about the newest D&D book.